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#1 7 years ago

Pub serves horse semen shots | studentbeans.com

There's not many shots we would pay £12 for the pleasure of knocking back. In fact, there is NOT ONE shot that we would want to shell out that amount of money for. Especially one that is A) not alcoholic and B) made from semen. Animal semen.

Oh yes, The Green Man Pub in Wellington, New Zealand is now offering 30ml shots of horse juice, with a nice apple flavour to make it more bearable to down.

Steven Drummond, owner of the pub came *tehe* up with the idea while trying to invent a new drink for a local food challenge.

Apparently, the thought of drinking a horse's semen - which is served chilled, fresh from a Christchurch stallion farm - is appealing to some people and despite the $25 price tag, the shot is going down rather well with punters.

We don't know about you but the thought of drinking this makes us do a little squirm. Although we do applaud The Green Man Pub for their poster: a horse with a speech bubble saying 'Get JIZZY with it!'

Easy Comes Easy Goes: Horse semen apple juice popular among ladies in New Zealand

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:lulz: I'm quite speechless, so I'll just laugh at this, if you don't mind. :lulz:




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#2 7 years ago

Gives a whole new meaning to "cumshot".




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#3 7 years ago

:wtf:

That's just...weird.

I wonder if they're open to human semen. I could use the cash.




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#4 7 years ago

"Hey, guys, I just drank some horse jizz!!"

Pretty awkward story to tell around friends... Why the hell..?? I mean... WTF! Speechless also XD

But yeh... Admiral Donutz ate bugs while in Thailand; I've eaten blood pudding; people eat pig-paw soup in Chile or fish eyes... You ought to try everything in life, don't'cha? I dunno... It makes me curious... Maybe for a bet, I'd try xD


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#5 7 years ago

You didn't need to post a picture Tricorder.:cort:

Anyway, some people drink human semen, I've heard it tastes gross from some, but delightful from others. A few days ago mine smelled like chlorine, if that's important.




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#6 7 years ago

Why is it so expensive? Is it thoroughbred? heh




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#7 7 years ago

Silberio;5525445Maybe for a bet, I'd try xD[/QUOTE]I bet you wouldn't drink it. =p

...let us know how it tastes, wont you? ;)

Schofield;5525487You didn't need to post a picture Tricorder.

If it helps, think of it as milk?

[QUOTE=Schofield;5525487]A few days ago mine smelled like chlorine, if that's important.

:lulz: Need to know basis maybe? Don't think we needed to know. =p




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#8 7 years ago
Obankobi;5525239I wonder if they're open to human semen. I could use the cash.[/QUOTE] Ever heard of blowjobs? :naughty: Granted, you usually don't make any money off of it, but the girl gets a free drink, if she swallows it. :lulz:
Silberio;5525445"Hey, guys, I just drank some horse jizz!!"[/QUOTE] :rofl: [QUOTE=Schofield;5525487]You didn't need to post a picture Tricorder.:cort:
You didn't need to open the spoiler. ;) [QUOTE=Mihail;5525490]Why is it so expensive? Is it thoroughbred? heh

More importantly, who's jerking the horses off to get their "stuff" and how much is he (or she) being payed for it? :lulz:

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#9 7 years ago
Schofield;5525487You didn't need to post a picture Tricorder.:cort:

Thanks for that. I was blissfully unaware Tricorder had posted an image until you said that...




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#10 7 years ago

No lie, I just gagged.