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=WW=, WolfTactics

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#31 13 years ago

Bruce Lee was better!!! :naughty:




Wooly_Bully

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#32 13 years ago
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

[COLOR=black]Took me a few seconds to get that one...:lookaround:

Noticed a bit of Chuck Norris related stuff in the last week or so. Best was playing FH and someone offended Chuck....

"Random Player: Chuck Norris? He fking sucked"

"Chuck Fan: How dare you, Chuck will descend from heaven and roundhouse kick you in teh face!!"

"Wooly (Hey that's me): Could be worse, he could force us to watch one of his movies"[/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]I think that’s what happened anyway….:lol: [/COLOR]




Force Recon

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#33 13 years ago
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

:lol:

I now remember Walker,Texas Ranger.




DavetheFo

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#34 13 years ago

http://forums.filefront.com/showthread.php?t=232757

Go check it.

I beat you to the chuck norris facts, I just posted in in spam where no-one cares.

The one I like:- Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.




Rod Menass

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#35 13 years ago

DavetheFohttp://forums.filefront.com/showthread.php?t=232757

Go check it.

I beat you to the chuck norris facts, I just posted in in spam where no-one cares.

The one I like:- Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

And I beat you, Dave. kthxbi.

http://forums.filefront.com/showthread.php?t=231541




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#36 13 years ago
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f--k with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

:lol: That one is gold.




Crazy Wolf VIP Member

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#37 13 years ago

I find these funny. The Vin Diesel one, not so much.




Gauntlet

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#38 13 years ago

Just found this:

www.ChuckNorris.com
IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.

~ Chuck Norris

:lol:




Scientist Dr. Professor

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#39 13 years ago

"The Justice Riders"? Sounds interesting. According to Amazon, it has something to do with the Civil War, so hey, I may just pick it up.




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#40 13 years ago

Does it involve a member of the cavalry who spurs on his horse with mighty roundhouse kicks?