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General Rommel

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#1 11 years ago

Hahaha

So there is this kid at school and he never talks bad or anything like that at school. Online is a diffrent story he goes all out.

Just today he was playing on Call of Duty so I went in the server and pretended to hack him. My other friend played along and said "OMG JIMMY! what did the hacker steal?" He responded with he found out my name and where I live.

The funniest part about this is when I said get Zone Alarm to protect yourself and he said, "My dad said that Zone Alarm causes the hacking to happen."

Heres the chat log: Enjoy!

[13:39] Pétersön: no [13:39] Jimbo: dude talk on this 1 [13:39] Pétersön: your computer rocks way to much [13:39] Pétersön: its a dell [13:39] Jimbo: omg [13:39] Pétersön: its better than mine [13:39] Jimbo: OMG [13:40] Jimbo: just help me [13:40] Jimbo: sorry [13:40] Pétersön: go fix your own goddamn problems [13:40] Jimbo: come on [13:40] Pétersön: no your always an ass online [13:40] Pétersön: why should i help you now [13:40] Jimbo: im never mean to u outside of this [13:40] Pétersön: cause your afraid someones gonna punch you in the fucking face [13:40] Jimbo: just help me and ill neveer talk to u on this computer thing again [13:40] Pétersön: no [13:41] Jimbo: come on [13:41] Pétersön: you have pissed me off way to much [13:41] Jimbo: come on [13:41] Pétersön: no [13:41] Jimbo: fine [13:41] Jimbo: fine [13:41] Jimbo: fine [13:41] Jimbo: ill give u $5 [13:41] Pétersön: k i cant wait to see your computer get fucked up [13:41] Jimbo: $5 [13:41] Pétersön: and you have to shell out 2 grand [13:41] Pétersön: no [13:41] Jimbo: $2000? [13:41] Pétersön: thats how much it was wasnt it [13:42] Jimbo: no [13:42] Pétersön: how much was it [13:42] Jimbo: just fine [13:42] Pétersön: how much [13:42] Jimbo: no ull laugh [13:42] Pétersön: go for it [13:42] Pétersön: your just going to be fucked up even more [13:42] Jimbo: $2600 [13:42] Pétersön: wo [13:42] Pétersön: w [13:42] Pétersön: what a fucking waste of money [13:43] Pétersön: guess thats 2600 dollars down the drain [13:43] Jimbo: cause we got all the good stuff on it [13:43] Jimbo: now im downloading that firewall stuff [13:43] Pétersön: lets see how far you'll get [13:43] Jimbo: and if that guy does something with my computer hes a faggot [13:43] Pétersön: its too late anyway [13:43] Jimbo: good [13:43] Pétersön: for you to fix your computer [13:43] Jimbo: i dont care [13:44] Jimbo: that guys a stalker if he keeps hacking into my computer [13:44] Pétersön: I wasnt even in the game [13:44] Pétersön: so i dont know shit [13:44] Pétersön: just taht your fucked [13:44] Jimbo: hes a faggot thats what he is [13:44] Pétersön: k [13:45] Jimbo: i think this guy is fucking with the download [13:45] Pétersön: what download [13:45] Jimbo: can people do that [13:45] Pétersön: uhh yeah [13:45] Jimbo: the download of the firewall [13:45] Pétersön: its happend to me [13:45] Pétersön: oh the firewall [13:45] Pétersön: the firewall just protects you [13:45] Pétersön: not a guranteed safety [13:45] Jimbo: is there any other possible way i can get him out of the system [13:45] Pétersön: its more likely that you will get fucked over when playing a game at the same time though [13:45] Pétersön: no [13:46] Pétersön: probably not [13:46] Jimbo: so no thru the game [13:46] Pétersön: hes probably in your network now [13:46] Pétersön: do you have a router? [13:46] Jimbo: and i cant get him out of my system [13:46] Jimbo: a wireless router? [13:46] Pétersön: yeah [13:46] Jimbo: not with my computer [13:46] Pétersön: well is your computer wireless internet [13:46] Jimbo: but whe n iget this computer in my room ill have 1 [13:46] Jimbo: no i have WoW [13:46] Pétersön: so its directly set up to your computer [13:47] Jimbo: yes [13:47] Pétersön: ok [13:47] Pétersön: you have amodem? [13:47] Jimbo: yes [13:47] Pétersön: cause there are so viruses that can access modems [13:47] Pétersön: and fuck them up [13:47] Jimbo: the thing that connects to the wall [13:47] Pétersön: causing you to get another modem [13:47] Jimbo: then connects o the computer [13:47] Pétersön: so that sucks for you [13:47] Pétersön: yeah [13:48] Jimbo: and so i have to get wireless internet to stop him from hacking? [13:48] Pétersön: no [13:48] Pétersön: with wireless [13:48] Jimbo: so what good is wireless [13:48] Pétersön: he can transfer the virus over the network [13:48] Pétersön: and fuck up everything [13:48] Jimbo: shit pickle [13:48] Jimbo: SHIT PICKLES [13:48] Pétersön: so if you hook up wireless now you other computers are fucked up [13:48] Jimbo: SHITER SHIT PICKLE [13:48] Pétersön: unless they have a firewall [13:48] Jimbo: unless they or i have a firewall? [13:48] Pétersön: you [13:49] Jimbo: ok can u just please help me set up my firewall [13:49] Pétersön: no cause your always a faggot to me [13:49] Jimbo: and i swear [13:49] Pétersön: you make my online experiance sour [13:49] Pétersön: and shitty tasteing [13:49] Jimbo: come on just this one time and ill never say anything bad to u again [13:49] Jimbo: and ill give u $3 [13:49] Pétersön: thats what you said last time [13:49] Pétersön: 3 dollars is a hookers allowance [13:49] Jimbo: no i didnt [13:50] Pétersön: i said [13:50] Jimbo: $5 [13:50] Pétersön: dont be a fucker anymore [13:50] Pétersön: thats a detroit hookers allowance till they get it stolen again [13:50] Jimbo: oh i mcFee [13:50] Jimbo: personal firewall plus [13:50] Pétersön: chris has that one [13:50] Pétersön: it sucks [13:50] Pétersön: balls [13:50] Jimbo: ok so [13:50] Pétersön: go ahead download it [13:50] Jimbo: can i get rid of mcFee? [13:51] Pétersön: what [13:51] Pétersön: you have it? [13:51] Jimbo: yeah [13:51] Jimbo: and what is Norton ghost? [13:51] Pétersön: those are firewall [13:51] Pétersön: s [13:51] Pétersön: do you have any error message [13:51] Pétersön: appearing [13:51] Pétersön: like [13:51] Pétersön: has blocked [13:51] Pétersön: blahblahbalhba [13:51] Jimbo: the downloading has stoped [13:51] Jimbo: cause i have McFee [13:51] Jimbo: firewall plus [13:52] Pétersön: did it pop up with something like [13:52] Pétersön: MCFEE Has blocked [13:52] Pétersön: what ever what ever [13:52] Jimbo: no [13:52] Pétersön: ok then your definietely fucked [13:52] Jimbo: can i get rid of mcfee? [13:52] Pétersön: its your firewall [13:52] Pétersön: why teh hell would you want to do that [13:52] Jimbo: so ican get zonealarm [13:52] Jimbo: duh [13:52] Pétersön: ok go ahead [13:53] Pétersön: buts its too late [13:53] Pétersön: zone alarm is only a little bit diffrent [13:53] Jimbo: he wont hack anymore [13:53] Pétersön: and only protects more [13:53] Pétersön: hes already got an access to your netowrk [13:53] Pétersön: its like hes on your computer right now [13:53] Jimbo: and... [13:53] Pétersön: pictures this [13:53] Jimbo: hes a freak if he keeps hacking [13:53] Pétersön: picture this* [13:53] Pétersön: he puts a program on your computer [13:53] Pétersön: that program clears a path [13:53] Pétersön: for him to do what ever the fuck he wants [13:54] Jimbo: k [13:54] Jimbo: but i had mcFee [13:54] Pétersön: soooo ooo your fucked [13:54] Pétersön: and mcfee didnt block it [13:54] Pétersön: not all firewalls stop everything [13:54] Jimbo: so how could he have hacked into my computer? [13:54] Jimbo: phed [13:54] Jimbo: im fucking fucking him up [13:54] Pétersön: tons of viruses come out each day [13:54] Pétersön: right sure [13:54] Pétersön: do you even know his IP?

[13:55] [14:00] Jimbo: IP? [14:00] Pétersön: Internet Protocal [14:01] [14:01] Pétersön: its basically the name of the computer [14:01] Pétersön: thtas probably how he got your name and where you live [14:01] Jimbo: oh [14:01] Jimbo: ok [14:01] Jimbo: like [14:01] Jimbo: at the main set up screen [14:01] Jimbo: like turn off ........ (name if computer) [14:01] Pétersön: what.. [14:02] Jimbo: he said se michigan [14:02] Jimbo: we live in like W [14:02] Pétersön: no we live in the South East [14:02] Jimbo: shit [14:02] Pétersön: yeah [14:02] Jimbo: oh well [14:03] Pétersön: go to my computer [14:03] Jimbo: when i get this computer into my room ill get all of that security stuff [14:03] Pétersön: and go over the C drive [14:03] Jimbo: local disk c drive [14:03] Pétersön: yeah [14:03] Jimbo: k [14:03] Pétersön: go over it a [14:03] Pétersön: nd it should say how many gigs you have [14:03] Jimbo: yeah [14:03] Jimbo: and [14:04] Pétersön: and this is the part where you tell me how many you have [14:04] Jimbo: free space or total size? [14:04] Pétersön: free space [14:04] Pétersön: both [14:04] Jimbo: 61.4 gigs [14:04] Jimbo: and total size 107 [14:04] Pétersön: damn [14:04] Pétersön: he did delete half of it [14:04] Jimbo: what [14:04] Jimbo: what [14:05] Pétersön: the guy deleted part of your harddrive [14:05] Jimbo: and backup has only [14:05] Jimbo: 37.2 [14:05] Pétersön: well backup is your backup [14:05] Pétersön: he was working on the C drive [14:05] Jimbo: yeah he did sya that do u want me to delete ur C dirve [14:06] Pétersön: He did? [14:06] Pétersön: damn [14:06] Jimbo: yeah [14:06] Pétersön: thats your main drive [14:06] Jimbo: how many ggs u suppossed to have? [14:06] Pétersön: it depends on the harddrive [14:06] Pétersön: i have a diffrenet harddrive then you [14:06] Jimbo: i think we got like 200? [14:06] Jimbo: or 100 [14:06] Jimbo: idk [14:06] Pétersön: you said it aboev [14:06] Jimbo: i think 100 [14:06] Jimbo: yeah around 100 [14:07] Jimbo: and now what [14:07] Jimbo: im fucked or can u tell me something else [14:07] Pétersön: i have some more info [14:07] Jimbo: k [14:07] Pétersön: but i dont feel like typing [14:07] Jimbo: can u tell it to me [14:07] Pétersön: i dont feel like typing [14:07] Jimbo: over the speak thing [14:08] Pétersön: no cause that involves typing to get you it [14:08] Jimbo: omg [14:08] Jimbo: fine [14:11] Jimbo: my dad said not to get zonealarm [14:11] Pétersön: k [14:11] Jimbo: cause thats how the people get in [14:12] Jimbo: from the downloading [14:12] Pétersön: lol [14:12] Pétersön: LOL [14:12] Jimbo: so u might have hackers in ur computer ass cream so go suck a dick [14:12] Pétersön: i dont [14:12] Pétersön: dont worry [14:12]

I still haven't told him it was a joke. Oh well, serves him right, he's a racist a hole.




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#2 11 years ago

Lol nice one




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#3 11 years ago

lol, i like this part

[13:48] Pétersön: with wireless [13:48] Jimbo: so what good is wireless [13:48] Pétersön: he can transfer the virus over the network [13:48] Pétersön: and fuck up everything [13:48] Jimbo: shit pickle [13:48] Jimbo: SHIT PICKLES [13:48] Pétersön: so if you hook up wireless now you other computers are fucked up [13:48] Jimbo: SHITER SHIT PICKLE



General Rommel

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#4 11 years ago

Wow you actually read the whole thing 0_0 he blocked me at the end.




General Rommel

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#5 11 years ago

Reminds me of it too.




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#6 11 years ago

Haha! Nice, the best part was this though:

[14:02] Jimbo: he said se michigan [14:02] Jimbo: we live in like W [14:02] Pétersön: no we live in the South East [14:02] Jimbo: shit

He didn' t even know where he lives!




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#7 11 years ago

You're right. He deserved it!




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#8 11 years ago
General Rommel;3523656Wow you actually read the whole thing 0_0 he blocked me at the end.

Nope....




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#9 11 years ago

ah well, he must have been a knob.

PS - General Rommel, i like your sig(s) (^_^)




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#10 11 years ago

Ah, I love these things, reminds me of the IRC one posted a while ago..




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