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-King-

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#1 12 years ago

Can't remember if this has been posted before, if it has was probably abit ago and stumbled across it today. TAOISM: Shit happens. CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens". ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?) JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit? ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah. COMMUNISM. Equal shit happens to all people. CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad. PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training. SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you're on our shit list. ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens. UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens. Let's have coffee and donuts. RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else. JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US? REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate? MYSTICISM: What weird shit! AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit? ATHEISM: I don't believe this shit! NIHILISM: Who needs this shit? AZTEC: Cut out this shit! QUAKER: Let's not fight over this shit. FORTEANISM: No shit?? 12-STEP: I am powerless to cut the shit. VOODOO: Hey, that shit looks just like you! NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening. DEISM: Shit just happens. EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn't happen; shit is. SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves. CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is in your mind. BUDDHISM: Shit happens, but pay no mind. SHINTOISM: Shit is everywhere. HINDUISM: This shit has happened before. WICCA: Mix this shit together and make it happen! HASIDISM: Shit never happens the same way twice. THEOSOPHY: You don't know half of the shit that happens. DIANETICS: Your mother gave you shit before your were born. SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No shit on Saturdays. JEHOVAH's WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armageddon. MOONIES: Only happy shit really happens. HOPI: Corn fertilizer happens. BAHA'I: It's all the same shit. STOICISM: This shit is good for me. OBJECTIVISM: Our shit is good for you. EST: If my shit bothers you, that's your fault. REAGANISM: Don't move; the shit will trickle down. FASCISM: Shit makes the trains run on time. CARGO CULT: A barge will come and take all the shit away. EMACS: Hold down Control-Meta-Shit. DISCORDIANISM: Some funny shit happened to me today. RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit. CHARISMATIC: This is not shit and it doesn't smell bad. MASONIC: Shit happens, but we can't discuss it during Lodge. RED CROSS: Shit happens - send money.

JIMBEARISM - the US dont have no shit or take no shit from nobody yall




SaintPsycho

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#2 12 years ago

hahahahaha ROFLMAO!!!! i almost lost it on the last 1!! havnt loughed that good in a long time!




Huffardo

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#3 12 years ago

The last one and the EMACS one were hilarious. :lol:




SilentHitz

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#4 12 years ago

Pardon the pun, but that WAS some funny shit!! :lol:




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#5 12 years ago
-King-RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit.

I lol'd at that. Long live Bob Marley!




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#6 12 years ago

In regards to my lunch and dinner - McDonalds - Can't believe you're actually lovin' shit. Goodfellas - Heat up our shit. :barf: Feel free to add to the list




The_Yoki

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#7 12 years ago

Bureaucracy - Wait, before you do that, I've got to verify if some little piece of shit is affected




DarkstuareZ

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#8 12 years ago

That's pretty damn good :D




Nederbörd

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#9 12 years ago

BUSHISM: I really didn't see this shit coming. NAZISM: Let's wipe out this shit!