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War Hawk

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#1 13 years ago
  1. You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
  2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "stay still."
  3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
  4. You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
  5. You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
  6. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
  7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
  8. All day long your motto is, "Never again."
  9. You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
  10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"

I posted this because its the new year and i bet a bunch of people are hungover. I like #9 the best.




Donavan

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#2 13 years ago

LOL :lol:




Darkness Knight 15

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#3 13 years ago

I like 2. Lol. HAPPY NEW YEARS ALL!




Spyder F-16

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#4 13 years ago

11. You wake up with some strange guy named "Ishmed the Slave" dressed in leather chaps sitting beside you with a used container of Vasoline... :eek:




Yannick

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#5 13 years ago

:eek:

I likes no.2 too, very funny.




Μαjïç MushrøøM

I would die without GF

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#6 13 years ago
Spyder F-1611. You wake up with some strange guy named "Ishmed the Slave" dressed in leather chaps sitting beside you with a used container of Vasoline... :eek:

You have something to fear when the container was full the night before and is now empty. :p




Col Jimmy Emeric

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#7 13 years ago
Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"

damn thats my response everyday...

12. you sleep for 12 hours and wake up more tired than when you went to bed, unless you dont remember going to bed




yuiol

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#8 13 years ago
Spyder F-1611. You wake up with some strange guy named "Ishmed the Slave" dressed in leather chaps sitting beside you with a used container of Vasoline... :eek:

That would be creepy

:lol:




CHAKA VIP Member

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#9 13 years ago

13. You wake up, and when your head doesn't fall off you really wish it had.