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#1 6 years ago

And it was circumcision, no partial removal – a complete removal of the foreskin instead. Not because I wanted it, but because 'twas apparent that it was a medical necessity. Or so my doctor and urologist told me.

So I went on a bed and had 5 painful stings of anaesthesia. The surgeon started cutting it off or whatever he did, but it wasn't completely numb so it hurt. Ever felt the pain of having a knife cut through a part of your ding dong like butter?

So I got another 4-5 of anaesthesia at the base, shaft and one on the gland of my ding dong. Oh, and one underneath my scrotum. That did the job.

Now I'm at home - after having had rest in the hospital - and the wound hasn't healed yet (obviously). It's still bleeding and INCREDIBLY sensitive.

I can't walk properly. Makes me look like someone who's had it up his arse for far too long.

Also, I hope it'll heal quickly, because feeling these stings due to high sensitivity is extremely annoying. Not to mention the blood. Seems my period/menstruation has come! Hurr durr!

...Yeah.


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#2 6 years ago

Ouch, you didn't have one soon after you were born?


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#3 6 years ago

Why the heck would you have a circumcision after you were born O_o

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#4 6 years ago

...............................................Dammit Bonnie, ya lied to me about the poop-sack! :curse:


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#5 6 years ago
computernerd;5595761...............................................Dammit Bonnie, ya lied to me about the poop-sack! :curse:

^ :rofl:

Anyways...

Definitely cringe-worthy. Even with the anesthesia the knowledge of what's going on must be pain-inducing. I guess the best thing to do is live through the temporary pain and bleeding, and avoid porn or anything remotely arousing until it heals.




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#6 6 years ago

How's your opera voice?




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#7 6 years ago
~Kyrillix~;5595757Ever felt the pain of having a knife cut through a part of your ding dong like butter?

No, because I make it a point to not let people cut my sensitive areas with a butter knife. D:




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#8 6 years ago

Speaking of painful stories including genitals, one of my friends had to have fluid drained after copping a knock to the nuts anyway he had a starting out nurse working the suction hose and after it was done she tried pulling the tube out of his testicle a number of times until she realized she still had the suction still on all while he was in incredible pain, I still laugh about this.




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#9 6 years ago

~Kyrillix~;5595757And it was circumcision, no partial removal – a complete removal of the foreskin instead. Not because I wanted it, but because 'twas apparent that it was a medical necessity. Or so my doctor and urologist told me.[/QUOTE] I don't mean to be a nosey fucker (well, I do, but I'm trying to be polite) but was that medical reason anything to do with the act of love making? I only ask because I had my foreskin removed in 2009 because of a sex-related incident. I had to go to A&E where they jabbed a needle in my crotch to numb the area then manually did some work before booking me an appointment to have it removed. It was, without a doubt, the single most painful experience of my life and that's with general anaesthetic.

[QUOTE=~Kyrillix~;5595757]Now I'm at home - after having had rest in the hospital - and the wound hasn't healed yet (obviously). It's still bleeding and INCREDIBLY sensitive. I can't walk properly. Makes me look like someone who's had it up his arse for far too long.

Also, I hope it'll heal quickly, because feeling these stings due to high sensitivity is extremely annoying. Not to mention the blood. Seems my period/menstruation has come! Hurr durr!...Yeah.

It will be like that for about a week then the pain will subside. I remained in bed for most of that time (under my girlfriends orders, not mine) and just avoided any heavy-duty work, such as carrying heavy goods which wasn't good seeing as I was working in a warehouse at the time. In regards to the blood, there's not a lot you can do about that. Just try and keep the bandaging clean at all times as you want to avoid ANY infections in that area of your body, trust me. There will be blood, though, I remember taking a shower on the day after and blood started dripping everywhere. I nearly fainted at the sight of it. Blood pouring from your genitals is not a sight you want to see.




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#10 6 years ago
~Kyrillix~;5595757I can't walk properly. Makes me look like someone who's had it up his arse for far too long.[/QUOTE] :lulz: Sorry for laughing, but this is funny. =p [QUOTE=~Kyrillix~;5595757]Not to mention the blood. Seems my period/menstruation has come!

Aha! You're m[COLOR="Red"]a[/COLOR]nstruating! :lulz:

Again, sorry for laughing, but you kinda asked for it. =p Don't spank your monkey too much until it fully heals. =p