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Ramikan

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#1 10 years ago

She broke up with me after 8 months via text message, for no particular reason.

I saw her two days before hand and everything was great, then i get home from school, and she just sends me a text saying we should see other people. wtf? Is it just me or is that pretty lame?

But somehow i think this was planned, because now all of her friends are giving me crap for things i didnt even do. One of them saying i didnt treat her right, mind you this is comming from a gay who has never dated a girl (hes gay) and has had sex with his dog, twice.

I mean, come on, through an sms and without reason?!

*sigh*

I dont know, but anyway.

Anyone else ended a relationship through some retarded / lame / sad way before?

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#2 10 years ago

She's been cheating on you.




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#3 10 years ago

That's what I was thinking.




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#4 10 years ago

I agree with SeinfeldRules, in my experience when this sort of thing happens, she’s got someone else in the wings. She might not have cheated on you, but she's got a new suitor. Just tell everyone you dumped her and go after one of her friends. And the text message break up was a dick move.


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Ramikan

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#5 10 years ago
Red Menace;4359494Just tell everyone you dumped her and go after one of her friends.

I was begining to suspect someone else, and i think i know who it is.

But thats exactly what i was thinking.

Does that make me a bad person? =p lol




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#6 10 years ago
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ask her for a last night of passion, and violently bang her in the bum so she needs stitches

But seriously thats homo, ive had a similar incident, but as Red menace suggested, i just turned it around and said i dumped her. end ended up hookin up with her bestie




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#7 10 years ago

Yeah, as far as I can tell, "we should see other people" is the universal female code for "I've found someone I already want to see, but wanted to sound open and cool about it instead of someone who was just holding out for someone better", or something along those lines.

Text message breakup is classy, though.




Ramikan

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#8 10 years ago
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ask her for a last night of passion, and violently bang her in the bum so she needs stitches

But seriously thats homo, ive had a similar incident, but as Red menace suggested, i just turned it around and said i dumped her. end ended up hookin up with her bestie

So, her sisiter?




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#9 10 years ago

If her sister's also her best friend, then you've got yourself something along the lines of a grand-slam revenge. If only the sister/friend was also her mother, then you could achieve total victory in one fell swoop.




Ramikan

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#10 10 years ago

Yeah, her and her sister are pretty much best friends.

Shes pretty easy too. Well, iv got my goal, let the lol's proceed. or anti lol;s in her case.