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#1 6 years ago

Last time, on Oban's abdomen...

Ultrasound - nothing CT - Um....that might be bad

Friday, PST, I get to have a catheter shoved through my nose, down my throat, into my small intestine so they can fill it with contrast. Then I get to be bombarded by the equivalent of at least 3 CT scans via fluoroscopy. Then, oh then, I get to have diarrhea immediately following the procedure, and white poop for a couple days.

You know, maybe I should just let whatever it is chill out. I can still run, and eat, and mostly not be in pain. I'll just take advil or something. This sounds rather psychologically....un-fun.

Someone comfort me.




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#2 6 years ago

*hugs obank since I know he can't ban me*


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#3 6 years ago

White poop? That's...that's almost picture worthy.

[size="6"]Almost.[/size]




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#4 6 years ago

Thanks moargunz

lmfao, I doubt I'll even look myself. I'll just close my eyes and scream.




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#5 6 years ago

Everything will be alright, even when it's not. Live & die each day.




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#6 6 years ago

White is almost as good as glow in the dark stools.

I hope you feel better soon! <8>




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#7 6 years ago

Is it white because your body can't break down fat?




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#8 6 years ago

TY Rilers <3

It's white because it's barium sulfate.

So, not cancer! :Party1: Just some sort of irritable bowel. Won't know in particular until they go over it more thoroughly. They prescribed pain meds, but fuck that, pain is nothing to a Jedi. Also I'd rather a spot of pain every now and then than a pill everyday. :nodding:

About the poop.

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It looks exactly the same as it went in. White milkshake. Kind of creepy.



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#9 6 years ago

Obankobi;5628193TY Rilers <3

It's white because it's barium sulfate.

So, not cancer! :Party1: Just some sort of irritable bowel. Won't know in particular until they go over it more thoroughly. They prescribed pain meds, but fuck that, pain is nothing to a Jedi. Also I'd rather a spot of pain every now and then than a pill everyday. :nodding:

About the poop.

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It looks exactly the same as it went in. White milkshake. Kind of creepy.

When I clicked that spoiler I worried for half a second in my mind that a picture might be inside... and that I would never be able to unsee what I was about to see...

Luckily good mental images have never been my strong point, so I walked away with no mental scarring.




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#10 6 years ago

Lol, I just put the text in spoils incase there were any severely faint of heart people here.

OMFG they were right! My poop is like a rare albino peacock! So beautiful!




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