Well, in history last year, we were learning about the reformation of the Church of England by good ol' Queen Bess (Queen Elizabeth I). My teacher stated that "she formed one united church for all the citizens of England", and a kid in my class raised his hand and asked "How did they all fit into one church?" God...so stupid (and this was an honors history class).
The only thing that I remember from when I was in school, was when some kid asked if it was harmful to smell ammonia...
"I thought touche [sp?] was a dumbass french hat!" - My friend Kyle...:lol:
Kyle: What kind of fucked up cookie is that??! Chris: It's a fig newton...dumbass.
Well, this one sexist, racist dude said:
"But, ALL women are irrational!"
I don't remember what it was in response to, but he was dead serious.
Haha, lol, just remembered this one. Well, there's this right-wing, NRA loving, racist guy at my school. He's quite funny just to talk to..
Well..here it is.
Me: Hey, Ben what's up? Ben: Not much, how about you? Me: Uh, not much...Ben, what do you think of black people? Ben: I tolerate them.
The class just stopped and looked at him..
No! I'm Spamacus!
17th June 2003
Third year honors French class:
Teacher: Where is France located?
Student who sits behind me: Isn't it in London or something?
It was later revealed that she "simply" confused the continent of Europe with London. :cort:
"If it weren't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
Teacher: "does anyone know what the point in space between the Earth and moon where the gravity from both bodies is about equal is called?"
Im mean reall, where ddi he pull that from... :lookaround:
theres this very liberal girl in my S.S class. so she was saying its horrible that the ignorant euoropeans took this land away from the indians! and they cut down the beatiful forest!(sware this is what she said) then she started rambling on and on about how we shouldnt be in iraq and all(i mean our chapter is fuckin native americans for god sake) so my friend just stands up and says "shove a sock in your mouth ya hippie":lol:
Hmmm, I would have to say last year in science class. We were performing a lab when a kid in my group asked the teacher if he could snort the chemical powder we were using. :lol:
This is an EXACT quote from my Physical Foundations teacher that is my stupidest teacher yet he said that he graduated from college. "The cartalige connects muscle to bone." LOL wtf? its tendon.... Not cartalige!