I pretend to do stuff.
16th January 2004
"Those who say money is the root of all evil usually don't have any."
"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" ("Who guards the guards?")
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
to fart, or not to fart
- bart simpson
"oompa, loompa, do be di doo" - The Oompa Loompas
Wanna go Double Dutch?
9th December 2003
"Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be." - Abraham Lincoln
^ From a book I'm reading now, I'm not telling you which book or you will probably laugh and me.