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#1 12 years ago

Due to Insomnia and an over-active imagination, I present to you the alter-ego of "god bless America":

God hates America*

God hates America, Land that I loathe Stand beside her, and chide her Thru our blight of the fight of the war From the crackheads, to the cuntbags, To the hookers, white with "foam" God hates America, My home sweet home

*This is meant to be satrical. If it is utter rubbish, apologies. Try coming up with a version of your own...




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#2 12 years ago

Jeffro;3843183Due to Insomnia and an over-active imagination, I present to you the alter-ego of "god bless America":

God hates America*

God hates America, Land that I loathe Stand beside her, and chide her Thru our blight of the fight of the war From the crackheads, to the cuntbags, To the hookers, white with "foam" God hates America, My home sweet home

*This is meant to be satrical. If it is utter rubbish, apologies. Try coming up with a version of your own...

That is the poem of Bin Laden. lol




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#3 12 years ago

lol! I can't make anything that long. I can't rhyme either.




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#4 12 years ago

Normally when I'm stricken with insomnia, I just play some Counter-Strike :/

badhairday;3845225lol! I can't make anything that long. I can't rhyme either.

Same with me.




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#5 12 years ago

What's the original version? I thought 'god bless america' was just a saying for fat, white, religious southern women.




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#6 12 years ago
Revenge;3845698What's the original version? I thought 'god bless america' was just a saying for fat, white, religious southern women.

:giggle:

maybe it is :P




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#7 12 years ago
Revenge;3845698What's the original version? I thought 'god bless america' was just a saying for fat, white, religious southern women.

Don't forget baseball games, bumper stickers, and nascar events. Obviously you haven't been to America and have seen the mind numbing stupidity first hand.

I don't mind patriotism, but blind patriotism followed by arrogant jerk-ass sayings such as "God Bless America" just...ugh.




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#8 12 years ago

Jeffro;3846739Don't forget baseball games, bumper stickers, and nascar events. Obviously you haven't been to America and have seen the mind numbing stupidity first hand.

I don't mind patriotism, but blind patriotism followed by arrogant jerk-ass sayings such as "God Bless America" just...ugh.

You'd get along with my old Modern History Lecturer...

But anyways, when I travelled there last year, I heard that so, many, fucking times in a single day.

And you know what's sad? Australia is conforming to that. Our shitty Government is changing everything, we are losing the rights our country worked so hard to earn.

And myself and many others blame his relationship with the US Government. Hell, we bought 50x Second Hand Abrams tanks from you. What the hell are we going to do with 50 tanks? We don't have the planes to transport them. Nor the ships to sail them off.

We're on a fucking island!

GAH!




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#9 12 years ago

Milo;3846787You'd get along with my old Modern History Lecturer...

But anyways, when I travelled there last year, I heard that so, many, fucking times in a single day.

And you know what's sad? Australia is conforming to that. Our shitty Government is changing everything, we are losing the rights our country worked so hard to earn.

And myself and many others blame his relationship with the US Government. Hell, we bought 50x Second Hand Abrams tanks from you. What the hell are we going to do with 50 tanks? We don't have the planes to transport them. Nor the ships to sail them off.

We're on a fucking island!

GAH!

Maybe it is to protect yourself from invasion :uhm:




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#10 12 years ago

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