The alternate version of "god bless america" 20 replies

WickedVestige;3847148Maybe it is to protect yourself from invasion :uhm:

Who the hell is going to invade australia? :lol:

Someone who likes the desert. India might. :p

did you find that on the westboro baptist Chruch site there Jeffro?

This country has gone in a rather downhill direction if I do say so myself.. As far as songs about the good ol' USA go? I like the little bit that Richard Cheese does in the middle of his remake of American Idiot: My country 'tis of thee Sweet land of liberty Of thee I sing God Bless America! O beautiful for spacious skies, Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, Lacucaracha, lacucaracha, falalalalalalalala! Rather amusing as far as songs go.

Tas;3847267Who the hell is going to invade australia? :lol:

I mean it is the biggest island in the world :lol:

WickedVestige;3848762I mean it is the biggest island in the world :lol:

Greenland is the biggest.

Be4viz;3848810Greenland is the biggest.

joke /dʒoʊk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[johk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, joked, jok·ing. –noun 1.something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him. 2.something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce: Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke. 3.a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter: The loss was no joke. 4.something that does not present the expected challenge; something very easy: The test was a joke for the whole class.

Not funny.

Nice…those of you who live in America have the “freedom” to leave her. Lots of shit talk. If America sucks this badly, there sure are a lot of assholes that won’t leave her nor stop coming in by the boatloads. But don’t worry. The Great Ship America has sprung a leak and is sinking thanks to the incompetent politicians and drones that vote them in. I’d bet this Republic will collapse in the next 30 to 40 years and with her the money and commerce the rest of the world feeds off of and the freedoms/spirit she represents to millions. I just wish I could be there to see all the bitching and complainers asking the “whys” and “how’s” as they are strung up or drug out and shot with the rest of us.

WickedVestige;3847148Maybe it is to protect yourself from invasion :uhm:[/quote]

If you take a look at history, Australia has never been invaded. Had a few close calls, sure, but never invaded. We are always the invader, and it is always at some other countries will, whether is be America or for Great Britain.

Tas;3847267Who the hell is going to invade australia? :lol:

Nice point. =p But there is a lot here.. we have shit loads of uranium and natural resources. And guess who is buying it all? No really. Guess.

[quote=badhairday;3847616]Someone who likes the desert. India might. :p

While a huge chunk of Australia is desert, it is full of the stuff mentioned above. We also have several rainforest's, some of the best beaches in the world (About 19,000 to be precise). And from our location you have easy access to South East Asia. But then again, it'd require a massive amount of manpower and resource to invade us.

And then you have the larrikin spirit many of us are filled with! Try taking the fight out of that! =p