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#1 10 years ago

Just thought I'd start one, please submit the funniest jokes you know. Submit all of the ones you know, have fun!:)




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#2 10 years ago

This couple goes to the hospital. The wife is going to have a baby. When there, they are informed about this revolutionary machine, which was designed to transfer the pain of labor to the father. The couple agree to it. To begin with, the doctors transfer 5% of the pain to the husband. Surprisingly, he feels fine. They crank it up to 10%, and he still feels normal. Astounded, the doctors move it up to 50%. No pain whatsoever. The birth was going quite well. The doctors then set the pain transfer to 100%. The husband felt perfectly normal. Soon the child was out. The birth had been almost painless. The couple took the baby home soon after. When they drove back to the house, they found the UPS man dead on the front porch.




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#3 10 years ago

:rofl:That was fantastic!




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#4 10 years ago
Penguin_Unit;4369664This couple goes to the hospital. The wife is going to have a baby. When there, they are informed about this revolutionary machine, which was designed to transfer the pain of labor to the father. The couple agree to it. To begin with, the doctors transfer 5% of the pain to the husband. Surprisingly, he feels fine. They crank it up to 10%, and he still feels normal. Astounded, the doctors move it up to 50%. No pain whatsoever. The birth was going quite well. The doctors then set the pain transfer to 100%. The husband felt perfectly normal. Soon the child was out. The birth had been almost painless. The couple took the baby home soon after. When they drove back to the house, they found the UPS man dead on the front porch.

LMAO that's a good one, I'll be sure to tell my friends




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#5 10 years ago

I don't think I can post any of mine here, the mods will probably delete them




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#6 10 years ago

Please Somebody Put Jokes On Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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#7 10 years ago

Three priests and a ten year old boy (you can see where this is going) are on a sinking boat with a life raft that only holds three. One suggests to save the boy, and one says "He can save himself. Screw em." The third priest says "I don't think we have time for both".




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#8 10 years ago

That's just...disgusting.




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#9 10 years ago

Would you like to hear a short joke?




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#10 10 years ago

Of course. I'm bored to death. I need a good joke.