The Compassionate Husband 6 replies

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Flash525

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#1 11 years ago

Something I got through an e-mail, found it fairly funny, though that I would share. :) The Compassionate Husband Bridget returned from a Doctor's visit one day and told her husband Pat that the Doctor said she only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, she asked him to make love to her. Of course, he agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Bridget went to him again, and said, 'honey, now I only have 18 hours left to life. Maybe we could make love again?' Pat agreed, and again they made love. Later on that night, Bridget was getting into bed when she realised she now had only eight hours left to live. She touched Pat's right shoulder, and said, 'Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die.' He agreed, and then, afterword, rolled back over and fell asleep. Bridget however, heard the clock ticking in her head, and she tossed and turned until she was down to only four more hours. She tapped her husband on the shoulder again to wake him up. 'Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we..?' Pat sat up abruptly, turned to her and said, 'Listen Bridget, I'm not being funny, but I have to get up in the morning..... and you don't.'




colonel_bob

Here & There

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#2 11 years ago

Slight chuckle.




Maeko

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#3 11 years ago

heh, sick humor:uhm:




Admiral Donutz VIP Member

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#4 11 years ago

Didn't found that very funny...




Badha1rday

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#5 11 years ago

Not that funny.




arcadeplayer987

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#6 11 years ago

Pretty funny.




La Red Fox

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#7 11 years ago

Meh..it was alright. Gave me something to read while waiting...