Post the stories of dreams you have here, no matter how obscene or unusual. Maybe we can get a cheap laugh out of some too! :lol:
Should I tell you my power ranger dreams from years back? :lol:
17th June 2002
Please don't use that word and 'dreams' in the same sentence. I guarantee you, you won't like the result. You're on GF, there are some 'odd' people here :uhm:.
Because this one was quite possibly the best dream I ever had, I saved it after I put it in the last thread of this subject. I still have it! As it's the only dream I can remember having for a long time (I don't dream very often, at least, I don't remember dreaming very often), it's all you're getting.
me, earlier this yearFor some reason it started in ancient Egypt. There was a weird-shaped pyramid (kinda had spikes half-way up the corners) with a ramp leading near the top where there was a big open door. The sky was black, and cliffs surrounded the whole flat area. I was in this queue standing on the ramp, about half-way up. Some old friends from high-school who I haven't seen for years were there with me.
Apparently, for some reason each person in the queue was having molten lead poured down their throats before being chucked out the other side of the pyramid, in the most comical way you could imagine. Understandably I didn't want much part in this, so I tried to flee. By the time I was caught, the queue had gone.
Two guards stood at the bottom of the ramp while I slowly walked up. I hesitated when I reached the top. There was a short ramp downwards into the pyramid, and a sort of wide hallway lit with fire torches on the wall.
I walked through the small doorway at the end of the hall. There was a ramp to the left leading down into the dark, and a trail of blood ran down it. There was a big pot of molten lead in front of me, with two fire torches on either side and a hole just above it which they chucked the people out of.
Whoever had been doing the pouring was apparently dead, because there was a body in the corner on the right, and a long black wooden tube, sealed at one end, filled with now-cold lead on the floor; the tool they used to pour the lead, it seems. I took a piece of dried lead and put it on the corner of my mouth, apparently to fool everyone, and hurled myself out of the hole.
I landed on hard, dry, dark-brown soil, and somehow my friends had survived. They were apparently uninjured for some reason. One of them, called Ben, stood up pulling bits of lead off the side of his mouth.
"Not so bad, was it?" he asked me.
"No," I said, spitting out the piece of lead.
Some guy I didn't know asked to see a cut on my finger. Apparently, no I don't know how, this was how you could tell if you'd endured whatever the hell they did to you in the pyramid. I couldn't show it to him, and everyone looked shocked, saying I'd angered the gods.
I was understandably nervous when it looked like they'd fetch the guards, and asked that they not tell anyone.
It was then that the ground shook, knocking people to the ground, and the pyramid kind of folded in on itself, shinking into the ground. It disappeared into the ground leaving a cloud of dust. When the dust subsided, some 7- or 8-foot tall guy stood there. Now at first glance it would look like Anubis, only the jackal-head part was covered in black feathers instead of fur, so I don't know WTF it was supposed to be. "One person has angered the gods, we shall now kill you all," was along the lines of what this Anubis-like fellow said.
Balls of fire started raining from the sky, leaving little scorch marks where they landed. We ran around, dodging it, and it stopped. We hid behind some statues and obelisks. Then Anubis started shooting some kind of energy weapon at us (I told you it was weird). It blasted our cover to pieces, and so we ran towards a ladder that led up out of the valley towards a big gold-colored gatehouse (Egyptian stylings of course).
It was at this point that Anubis stopped shooting, apparently just standing watching from a distance, and the strangest creatures I've ever seen started milling around. They were pitch black; you could hardly see them in the dim light. They were furry, had bright white eyes, tiny up-pointed ears that looked like Devils horns, and four legs that splayed out in a similar way to spider legs. They also had pretty sharp teeth, so me and about three friends I haven't seen for two years ran as fast as we could.
These creatures kept pulling us off of the ladder, but we finally made it to the top. We stayed up there kicking them down for a while, there were hundreds of them. Then when they seemed to stop for a short while, we pegged it into tunnel that started at the mouth of the golden gatehouse. It was dark, about six feet high and wide, and curled out of sight. We ran as fast as we could, and the floor started to fall from under our feet, leaving just black emptiness. We kept running for ages, sometimes tripping and tredding on parts of land that had already started falling.
We came out of the tunnel on the top of a ridge of rock. Cliffs on either side, it formed some sort of high path through the sea. The sea was like the North Sea, cold and quite fierce. The sky was white with a thick layer of clouds, but it was bright enough to make us squint. We looked back to see a huge cliff towering into the clouds. The mouth of the tunnel had vanished.
We followed the path the ridge led us on until we reached a shop, kind of like those sea-side shops you get in Wales. We discussed whether or not to go inside for a while before just reaching for the door.
Again, the ground started shaking, and the shop just made a 'thwump' noise as it was sucked underground, leaving a bare patch of rock.
"We shall drown you instead," a deep voice said, with no apparent source.
The sea started to get more volatile, with huge swells crashing up against the side of the ridge. Beyond the space where the shop was there was a rocky hill, which formed the end of the ridge. It was a good twenty feet up on the highest point, so we began to climb. The sea slowly rose. We reached the top and had to stand on small rocks that jutted up an extra foot. The sea swelled around our feet. Just as it looked like the waves were going to knock us down, a piece of paper fell into my hands from the sky. I read it.
"Ooops, sorry, our mistake, we'll let you off,
The sea rapidly dropped and we were left standing on a big mountain.
No! I'm Spamacus!
17th June 2003
First dream I can remember was when I was three. It was a giant, spartan room with bright white paint. All there was was a suit of armor. I was just standing there and all of a sudden a tiger made a large hole in one wall, ran across the room and through the opposite wall.
Well, in the morning I went to my mom excited telling her it was the first time I had ever slept. The dream was the only evidence I had that I had slept. You don't know that you are falling asleep, you just do. What is a three year old to think when they don't remember doing something?
Naturally I didn't really know what a dream was and I didn't tell it to her until I was thirteen, so she didn't know what to say being confused with my revelation.
Of course this was during the same time I thought giant anacondas caused earthquakes and pictured myself eventually running out of room to put food that I ate. I had a picture of a vine of grapes hanging out my mouth because my stomach was full along with my esophagus.
this will soon turn into a wierd thread
I can´t remember any but they include flying around, falling off high buildings, jumping VERY high, being in unknown and unexistent places, being inside a game, being inside an anime, talking to anime chars or even game chars, some rare dreams in which you are speaking a different language, watching TV, being in a strange world, and all kinds of stuff imaginable. One day I dreamed that I was in a forum, dicussing a thread that hadn´t been posted, but when I woke up and came to the foruns I saw that thread that I dreamed about:eek: The dreaming world is very interesting place. Saw? Talking to anime chars and being inside a game, seeing everything with game graphics around you... that´s very....
17th June 2002
No_NicknameOne day I dreamed that I was in a forum, dicussing a thread that hadn´t been posted, but when I woke up and came to the foruns I saw that thread that I dreamed about:eek:
I hate that. When you dream something that happens shortly afterwards. Freaks me out. I've dreamed out solutions to games without even seeing the parts I'm solving. Verrry freaky if you ask me.
No! I'm Spamacus!
17th June 2003
No, it's just bits and pieces of your memory ingrams floating around the space/time continium from the previous Big Silent Bang.
one i got a dream that i was a soldier in ww2 so i was in a truck the captain said let make fire cuz it was nignt and there was a house the germans got a snake so soldier wont get in the house i was going to kill the snake and the snake bit my head lol
Umm... well, I guess I'm the person that should make this thread really wierd... Ok I dunno about you guys, but I hate it when I'm about to do someone in a dream, and right before it happens, the girl turns into some witch or a freakin' rat.. even a Gundam o.0 Anyways... Some scary ones I have to deal with vampires. I've had a bunch of similar dreams, and they all end up in a circular dungeon. And there are doors all around. It's like one of those "Pick the right door" kinda rooms. Anyways, it's damp, dark and I always get a cold chilly fealing in me. Well I should, I was being chased by a vampire. Ok, since the only way I can go is into one of the doors, I pick one. Some reason theres a bed in there with coat hangars. I undress and go to bed for some reason. My clothes are on the hangars. Ok, so I'm in the bed, and I'm trying to go to sleep. Then I get a wierd feeling and open my eyes. The clothes on the hangars turn into a vampire. (Don't ask). Then I try to scream, but that never works in dreams cuz whenever you do that you seem to loose your voice. SO I get out of bed to 'meet' the vampire. It lunges at me, and I am struggling to hold him back, hes about to bite my neck, so I take two fingers and put in in his mouth to stop him from biting (Ok, just shut up. My dreams are queer) Ok, then I run out of the room, to the circular room. There many vampires come out, and I end up waking up.... Ok.. I know,.. strange...