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marvinmatthew

Tech is where you'll find me..

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#1 12 years ago

I've created this thread in order to recognize some of the funniest/stuppiest stuff ever said on gaming forums.

When you quote someone, all I ask is that you tell us who it was that said it, and provide a link to the post that the quote came from.

I'm going first.

This quote camme from "Chris & Jill's Love Line" http://forums.filefront.com/showthread.php?t=279474&page=3

A member had asked how to convince his girlfriend to let the two of them have anal sex, and this quote came as the responce:

LordWeinerDuring your usual romp in the hay, just shove it up the other entry and say "whoops, I slipped".[/QUOTE]

And the responce to that: [QUOTE=AzH]But, but, Dr. Chris. Isn't that a bit like raping her anus?




Sekmet

Fear my Pussy!

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#2 12 years ago

i cant put up a link cos it was all deleted but a few posts in 1 of the DOW threads whent something like this and he is going to hate even more now bad luck LNA.

LNA_big_D "some crap about the emperor hating xenos cos he had dated one and had a bad experianc" but at the end: and if you dont beleave me ill sent an evil donky to come and rape you like this (link to a vid of a man being chased and mounted by a donky)[/QUOTE]
SekmetWTF! honastly LNA WTF! i feel sorry for any pets you have, 9 posts and your on to donky fucking WTF is wrong with you[/QUOTE]
LNA_big_DWhat i never said i had a pet donky![/QUOTE]
Sekmetnither did i, interesting your defending not haveing one thou[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=LNA_big_D]i did not mean it like that i was just a joking
[QUOTE=Sekmet]well you should have at least 1 rep befor trying to be a wannabe funny man
[QUOTE=LNA_big_D]just so everone knows i do not fuck animals!
[QUOTE=Sekmet]yea, yea, yea, im shour no one thinks you do (cough)

he then got a heap of bad rep and bad post buttons clicked on befor SSA deleted the whole thing, marshall brant can back me up if theres any non-belevers. i payed him out a week or so later in another thread by saying "hows your evil donky LNA" at the end of a post and he sent me a PM saying he had forgot to log off and a mate got on and did it in his name and that he wished it never cum up again, lol




KoЯsakoff

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#3 12 years ago

We had a thread like this some time ago and some funny stuff came up. Let me dig for a moment to find it.

EDIT: here is one, Funny Quotes

Another one: Your Favourite Quotes From The Forums

One of my favs:

Hfx_Rebel
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. I am coming up to canada, finding you, and breaking your WoW disc.......
I'll make it easy for you, seeings how I live in Canada...and I just happen to be heading to Ontario this coming Friday, I'll bust up that disc for you. He won't be hard to find...I'll just listen for somebody cursing at the undead and chanting spells



2 + 2 = 5

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#4 12 years ago

Well one of the funny ones is quite recent, it was in the pub http://forums.filefront.com/showthread.php?t=280262

AzH;3254408Excuse me whilst I rant.

Last weekend my girlfriend moved in with me (yay!) and she asked if she could bring her sisters cat with her. Her sister is due to give birth any moment soon and she has a two year old boy as well and the cat was getting jealous of the attention shown to the children, so my GF asks me if we could look after the cat. reluctantly I agreed. I've never had pets before and I don't care for them. Looking after animals has never interested me and I'm not the kind to coo over a kitten or puppy. No, I like people, not animals. In my eyes animals are there to be eaten by humans or otherwise used as we see fit. If you're an animal loving pussy, bite me before you start giving me the animals have rights too bullshit. If they wanted rights they should have evolved faster.

So, anyway, we've had Madge for about a week now and today the two of us went off to work, closing the bedroom door (my only rules were no cat in the bedroom and I don't handle food or shit. If she wants a cat she can look after it).

We got home about 6, which is nine hours since we left the house at nine. The cat has a litter tray in the kitchen which it has used before. But today it hadn't used it, the fucker WAITED until we got home, WAITED for me to open the bedroom door, and did a shit under the bed. It is fucking disgusting.

I want rid of the cat. I can't abide the smell of cat food, I hate the smell of cat shit, and the thought of the little fucker shitting under MY BED disgusts me. If I could catch it I'd kick it.

My GF isn't going to go for the idea of getting rid of the cat. How do I persuade her otherwise? Points to note, it's my house. It's her sisters cat.

What do I say to her?

this lighten up my day thanks AzH




Jackthehammer

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#5 12 years ago

Find Mr. Matt profile, find all his posts, enjoy.




FN_lewrbm69

It's Not Easy Being Green

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#6 12 years ago

thank god none of my post are up there i make a Ass out ove my self here and thare......

*sneeks off be for pointed out*




Karst

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#7 12 years ago

Funniest political comment, check the conversation in Raptor's sig.




Pethegreat VIP Member

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#8 12 years ago

http://www.gamingforums.com/showthread.php?t=208298&page=2&highlight=burned

http://forums.filefront.com/showthread.php?t=148038&highlight=family

Read and enjoy.

Jeffro occasionaly has some good comments of the news of the day. Just read his posts.




Marine Sniper15

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#9 12 years ago
marvinmatthew;3272496I've created this thread in order to recognize some of the funniest/stuppiest stuff ever said on gaming forums.

haha stuppiest, now thats some funny stuff right there.;)




Pb2Au

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#10 12 years ago

Jeff&eddie's conspiracy theories always bring joy and laughter to my day. http://forums.filefront.com/showthread.php?t=277960 was one, and there have been a few others concerning werewolves, illuminati, and lizard-folk




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