The Origin Of All Bad Drivers? 28 replies

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Phoenix_22 VIP Member

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#1 13 years ago

I have repeated in my head that the source of all bad drivers is the Christian Fish, the legendary symbol that helped Christians identify each other has suddenly surfaced as the parasite that drains people's knowledge on how to drive. When i am riding along and i see a person driving slow or drifting, or any other bad driving i quickly assume: "that person must either have a christian fish on thier car, or have owned one in the past." Now i am not being anti-christian (if i am, sorry), i am just pointing out a theory of mine. Other things that i have heard of that contribute to bad drivers are: 1. Talking on the cell phone, which just might be every good drivers downfall. 2. Eating, drinking, reading, any of those could make you a bad driver. 3. Living in THE ENCLAVE a neighborhood near me that each person who comes out of that neighborhood drives slow and might just be stupid (i'm not making it up) 4. Women (sorry gals) Tell me what you think?




BK898

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#2 13 years ago

WTF does the Christian Fish have to do with driving? Do people who are driving by a car with a Christian Fish on it get distracted and crash? :confused:




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#3 13 years ago

No i think the christian fish is the source of all bad drivers, i mean about 75% of the people i see driving that are bad drivers have christian fish, it's weird.




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#4 13 years ago

The source of all bad drivers are womans...

and wtf is a christian fish?




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#5 13 years ago

The origin of all bad drivers is when they're old. When you get to 70+ years old, just give up. There've been stories of 80 year old people getting into car crashes. They just shouldnt drive....theyre all senile anyway.




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#6 13 years ago

The little thing that looks like a fish that some people like to put on their cars.

I don't know what the origin of bad driving is, but I hate people that don't even go the speed limit. I got stuck on the freeway on ramp the other day behind someone that was doing 30. What kind of moron does that?




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#7 13 years ago

Mast3rofPuppetsThe source of all bad drivers are womans...

and wtf is a christian fish?

You know http://www.religioustolerance.org/christ1.gif




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#8 13 years ago
Mast3rofPuppetsThe source of all bad drivers are womans...

Yup you hit the nail on the head. Just add boy racers to that and you have the answer.




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#9 13 years ago

ok, i added women to the list but i can't edit the poll, can someone tell me how to do that?




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#10 13 years ago

I think only admins can do that