[COLOR=darkslategray]A young man moved into a new apartment of his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. Whilst there, a young attractive lady came out of her apartment, and walked over to the mailboxes wearing a robe.[/COLOR] [COLOR=darkslategray]The young man smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.[/COLOR] [COLOR=darkslategray]After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm, and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment, she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.[/COLOR] [COLOR=darkslategray]Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."[/COLOR] [COLOR=darkslategray]Astounded, and a little hurt, she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts. They are full and 100% natural. I work out every day, and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my both is my ears?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=darkslategray]Clearing his throat, he stammered ... "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming ..... that was me."[/COLOR] [COLOR=darkslategray]
I know tons of jokes but most of them are shocking, so I will post none.
Feel Free to PM me a few. ;)
Odd. Not classic, just... odd. We should make this the official FileFront joke thread :lol: Everyone needs a good laugh.
I saw the punchline coming a mile away. Still pretty funny though.
:lol: Funny, that. And slightly odd...perhaps due to elaborate sentences most jokes don't have.
For the Emperor! Knights of Caliban!
16th March 2004
Matthew goes into a confessional box and says "Bless me father for I have sinned, I have been with a loose woman." The Priest says "is that you Matthew?" "Yes father, it is I." "Who was the woman you were with?" "I cannot tell you for I do not wish to sully her reputation." The priest asks "Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "No father." "Was it Fiona MacDonald?" "No father." "Was it Ann Brown?" "No father, I cannot tell you." The priest says "I admire your perseverance but you must atone for your sins. Your penance will be five Our Fathers and four Hail Marys." Matthew goes back to his pew and his buddy Sean slides over and asks "What did you get?" Matthew replies "I got five Our Fathers, four Hail Marys and three good leads."
[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords
Gold is sitting in a bar And Silver walks in Gold is absolutly smashed and says "AAAAH SILVER, YOU CAN BE IN HERE! GET OUT!" and Silver replies with "Ah gee, your so mean" and walks out.