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#1 14 years ago

To: American Comrades, We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman naked other than his wife, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So, this Saturday at 4:00 pm all women living in America are asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it is okay to see nude women other than their wives and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of Bud at your side would be a further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God Bless America!




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#2 14 years ago

:lol: Hilarious



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#3 14 years ago

cuz THIS thread is gonna be kept clean :ashatay:

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#4 14 years ago

that's old, but something that should be done!

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#5 14 years ago

And here was me thinking it was normal to do that anyway :p

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#6 14 years ago

Hell yes! I love being American...



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#7 14 years ago

I got that in an e-mail from one of my friends, three months ago.



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#8 14 years ago

AzH, that rocks, plain and simple. pleased.gif

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#9 14 years ago

Am I allowed to bring popcorn as well? Perhaps a cookie?

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#10 14 years ago

kinda stupid, it's more likely that they are single