instead of ringing its neck, I'd smash it against the wall and yell: I'm awake bitch
Lol, I hate all alarm clocks. My friends gf bought him a device that electrocutes him (mildly) whenever he snores, that bloody woke him up.
For the Emperor! Knights of Caliban!
16th March 2004
The 'nade alarm clock would be nice...even better to pull pranks on...
[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords
that grenade one would be great for at uni :P im not evil promise
We will rule you
17th August 2007
i would do something evil with it muahahaha
Voice of joy and sunshine
26th May 2003
I can say with complete certainty I'd do whatever turned the damned things off in a half-dazed state and then collapse back into bed.
Want to know what the most annoying alarm clock is? Every Wednesday at around ten they test the fire alarms in the halls. They’re incredibly loud, in your room, and there’s no way for you to turn it off.
The cream of the crop
19th August 2003
I like that one that gets higher and higher up.
I used to get used to my alarm clocks so that I'd keep sleeping for an hour or two late..My phone works perfect though. Only sleept through it once. I plays a Moby song that is strong enough to wake me up into aliveness.
Hasselhoff is my hero
12th December 2006
AegenemmnoN;4206753 I used to get used to my alarm clocks so that I'd keep sleeping for an hour or two late..My phone works perfect though. Only sleept through it once. I plays a Moby song that is strong enough to wake me up into aliveness.
I love it right when you get a new clock. But then you get used to it, yeah.
I love that grenade one, I would have so much fun with that. And it would make my moms life a lot easier. I would definitely bring it to overnights at friends houses. I'll have to show it to my mom :p
Ja, ich liebe Porsche.
16th February 2004
They make an alarm clock similar to the puzzle one (second down), it's basically a time-bomb that you have to solve.
The alarm goes off for 30 seconds, after that you have another 30 seconds to 'disarm' it, you do so by pressing the correct button sequence it gives you. If you screw up or run out of time, it plays a deafening noise for 5 seconds, if I remember they said about 95dB.
Trust me, I'm a Doctor
25th November 2003
For me any alarm clock is in the the top 10 most annoying.