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#1 11 years ago

A World of Warcraft freak, who hasn’t had a girlfriend in four years, wrote this list of the top ten (well, it's really nine, but he makes it ten somehow) reasons WoW is better than “relationships, or women in general.” Going by the name of “D”, he claims, “[I] never really started enjoying my free time after until I picked up a copy of WoW.” He also notes that this is the explanation to why some men choose video games such as World of Warcraft over women. Yeah...

10. Cheaper than women. 9. World of Warcraft doesn’t give you “viruses.” 8. WoW never forgets to take the pill. 7. New instances are actually a challenge. 6. Doesn't really give me any RL problems like women tend to do. 5. Can help me get a job. 4. New stuff is always added. 3. Can ignore anyone I don’t want to talk to. 2. If I get tired or frustrated, I can shut it off. 1. Ten again, cheaper than women. 15 bucks a month is a lot cheaper than a 2,000 dollar ring, and 50% of your assets. :cya::cya:




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#2 11 years ago

cloudy;3955677A World of Warcraft freak, who hasn’t had a girlfriend in four years, wrote this list of the top ten (well, it's really nine, but he makes it ten somehow) reasons WoW is better than “relationships, or women in general.” Going by the name of “D”, he claims, “[i] never really started enjoying my free time after until I picked up a copy of WoW.” He also notes that this is the explanation to why some men choose video games such as World of Warcraft over women. Yeah...

10. Cheaper than women. 9. World of Warcraft doesn’t give you “viruses.” 8. WoW never forgets to take the pill. 7. New instances are actually a challenge. 6. Doesn't really give me any RL problems like women tend to do. 5. Can help me get a job. 4. New stuff is always added. 3. Can ignore anyone I don’t want to talk to. 2. If I get tired or frustrated, I can shut it off. 1. Ten again, cheaper than women. 15 bucks a month is a lot cheaper than a 2,000 dollar ring, and 50% of your assets. :cya::cya:

Rofl. To respond to this I say;

10. Depends. Many people spend hundreds of $$ in an effort to get gold. 9. Actually it very well can. World of Warcraft has been known to transfer keyloggers. 8. No, but it can forget to patch. =p 7. Depends what "instances" can be a simile for. :naughty: 6. Oh believe me. On the Roleplaying server I originally played on. I witnessed an affair and relationship form between 2 people in my guild. 5. I fail to see how World of Warcraft can help you get a job. It doesn't give you any qualifications, whatsoever. 4. I disagree here too. Out of all the current MMO's on the market, WoW has the least amount of new content added out of any other MMO's. 3. Yea true. That's a bonus. But ignorance isn't really bliss. 2. More or less the same as #3. 1. Yea, but does the game give you sex? Does the game love you back? Can it feel emotions? Hardly not.

Dunno if it was intended as a joke or not, but still, kind of a shoddy list.




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#3 11 years ago

pretty funny, but theres one reason not to buy WoW.......... It'l steal your soul




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#4 11 years ago

cloudy;3955677A World of Warcraft freak, who hasn’t had a girlfriend in four years, wrote this list of the top ten (well, it's really nine, but he makes it ten somehow) reasons WoW is better than “relationships, or women in general.” Going by the name of “D”, he claims, “[i] never really started enjoying my free time after until I picked up a copy of WoW.” He also notes that this is the explanation to why some men choose video games such as World of Warcraft over women. Yeah...

10. Cheaper than women. 9. World of Warcraft doesn’t give you “viruses.” 8. WoW never forgets to take the pill. 7. New instances are actually a challenge. 6. Doesn't really give me any RL problems like women tend to do. 5. Can help me get a job. 4. New stuff is always added. 3. Can ignore anyone I don’t want to talk to. 2. If I get tired or frustrated, I can shut it off. 1. Ten again, cheaper than women. 15 bucks a month is a lot cheaper than a 2,000 dollar ring, and 50% of your assets. :cya::cya:

10. Only for WoW players. 9. No, it just kills you. 8. Not that this is a problem for WoW players! 7. Ironically, the word instant only applies to WoW players. 6. Aside from total social isolation, lack of social skills, computer addiction (no joke - clinics exist), pale skin and a general 'lack of life'. 5. Try it. I dare you. Tell your future employer that you play WoW, and all he'll hear is: "I don't socialise, I don't work well in a team, and I never go outside." 4. New stuff is always added to RL too, plus I don't need to pay a subscription - graphics are better too. 3. Me too. Watch... 2. If I get tired or frustrated, I can either go to bed or have sex. 1. I have never paid either amount for a woman. Well, I did pay £2,000 ($4,000) for a holiday once, but we both got to enjoy that one...




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#5 11 years ago

WOW ....You need to stop. Nothing beats ...well . NEvermind. You are too far gone...good luck.




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#6 11 years ago
1. Ten again, cheaper than women. 15 bucks a month is a lot cheaper than a 2,000 dollar ring, and 50% of your assets.

How is WoW cheaper than a woman?

Assuming you're ten years old (by looking at your shitty list) and that you will live until you're 100 (not counting you dying from obesity) this will mean that you pay 15 dollars a month 12 months a year for the rest of your life, 90 years.

15*12*90 = $16200

$16200 > $2000

and also, as a bonus, WoW will eat more than 50% of your life.

life > assets

Conclusion: You suck.




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#7 11 years ago
10. Cheaper than women. 9. World of Warcraft doesn’t give you “viruses.” 8. WoW never forgets to take the pill. 7. New instances are actually a challenge. 6. Doesn't really give me any RL problems like women tend to do. 5. Can help me get a job. 4. New stuff is always added. 3. Can ignore anyone I don’t want to talk to. 2. If I get tired or frustrated, I can shut it off. 1. Ten again, cheaper than women. 15 bucks a month is a lot cheaper than a 2,000 dollar ring, and 50% of your assets.

Sounds like a nerd trying to justify not being able to get a girlfriend. 10- Cheaper? You make it sound like a relationship is a chore. 9- Maybe not viruses, but you're living under a rock if you haven't heard all the advice against sitting in one place for hours on end. 8- As Mr. Matt said, not that this is a problem for WoW addicts. 7- I'm not a WoW player, so what's "instances" in WoW context? 6- BWAHAHAHAHAHA! The very fact that you've written this list shows that you have serious problems. 5- Wrong. 4- Hardly. It's all different variations on the same theme. Whereas real life is different all the time. 3- Perhaps if you spent less time on WoW you wouldn't need to ignore so many people in real life... 2- If you get tired and frustrated in real life, go do something different. 1- So that's really the best justification you can think of? Get out more, man.




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#8 11 years ago

WoW can't suck your Pee Pee. 'Nuff said.




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#9 11 years ago
Rich19Sounds like a nerd trying to justify not being able to get a girlfriend.

My thoughts exactly.

WoW can't suck your Pee Pee. 'Nuff said.

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#10 11 years ago

WoW was created by some demon so he could get more souls for his master