Haha man this site is totally hilarious!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/ (found it when I was reading Nites FOX thread)
Searched for Sweden and this is a few that came up (not for kids under 15)
Sweden A nice country up north, filled with beautiful babes and ugly, fat dudes with massive c*cks. The weather:Cold winters and nice summers. The capital city, Stockholm, is filled with rich youngsters and crazy artists. "Man, check that chick out! Why does she settle for that greasy dude? - Well, maybe he's swedish!"
------- Swedish A pale person that has massive resistance to cold and hardship, like russians but without the poverty. The males all seem to have enormous dicks, and the females all have nice, firm jugs. Very friendly and great to be with, even when they are hammered. "Aren't you cold? - Nope. - Are you swedish or something? - Well, yeah. What's it to you? - Step a little closer.."
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Swedish Bull-Ride while a guy is having sex, he tells the girl that he has AIDS, and tries to keep his dick in her for as long as possible, just like a Bull-Ride "Timmy's Swedish Bull-Ride lasted only 8 seconds after he told Mary he had AIDS."
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Swedocentric 1. adjective pertaining to an ideology wherein all things swedish are priortized above those of denmark and small eastern european contries (even the swedes themselves cannot hope to triumph over west world champions such as britian and germany) 2. adjective pertaining to the belief that volvos and saabs are the best economy cars "He's so Swedocentric he only shops at Ikea and listens to Abba."
Shut up Dread :p
95% of everything that had "swedish" in it was about (very weird) sex and it would be very unsuitable to post them here :lol:.
Search for anything (and I mean anything) and you'll come up with something funny.
Blue Screen Of Death Microsoft's most successful program "At microsoft, we are running out of money, so we will now charge you for the blue screen of death"
Blue Screen Of Death Microsoft's most successful program "At microsoft, we are running out of money, so we will now charge you for the blue screen of death"
How true. :lol:
ha i am so 14..........
eh, i thought it was a fo' shizzle translator.
1. Norway Not to be confused with Sweden. Despite having very cold winters, is the best place in the world. If you aren't there right now, go there. A country that nobody hates. The women are hot, but not sluts.
Possibly the only way to improve Norway would be to make a couple of bigger cities. Oslo is the biggest city, though isn't really that big at all. If you want a modest town that reflects the perfect Norwegian way of life, go to Trondheim. All Norway needs is one or two cities the size of Brisbane or Melbourne.
Norwegian people are: As easy-going as Australians, though as gracious as the British. As not-caring as the Americans, though as courteous as the, erm, British. As skilled as the Australians, though as modest as the Australians. (hehe) As outgoing as the Americans, though as respectful as the Kiwis. As attractive as the Swedish, though as un-slutty as the Asexuals. Mummy! Mummy! Can I go to Norway?
Ha ha, go Norway!
lol @ master of puppets
Made a thread from my links :lol:
Its pretty funny....search for anything on there.
its a good site. Cort showed it to me a few months ago. (bless that lil' guy.)
i have a entry or two in there...but...they...are...offensive.
LMAO!!! i don't know how i came out with this, and no i didn't add it.
1. shaun sex shaun sex is the greatest sex a female can experience. it is complete heaven for the recipiant! alex shaun sexed lawrence
2. goatse (noun) a picture or object that causes massive uncontrolled vomiting ---------------------------------------- (verb) a special way to vomit.
I would die without GF
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2. Adult Swim Place were great cartoons like The Family Guy and Futurama and much anime hands out. Fun to watch, if you like cartoons but don't want lots of little kiddie crap on these days.
Exactly. :nodding:
1. FOX 1. A television network that produces the most degrading, mind-retarding, digressive, low-budget reality programming on the planet. It has gained credibility as a major network by consistently feeding the masses with crap that fills them up. High points for the network include animated shows, especially Family Guy, which they eventually cancelled.
2. A news program that is the most sensationalist of all of the 24 hour news channels. Again, FOX NEWS has experienced high viewership due to its unparalleled ability to catch the eye of the imbecile with ridiculously exaggerated reporting and other tactics aimed at getting viewers first, and giving correct, unbiased, factual news second. Also a perfect example of how the media, in all actuality, is much more conservative than liberal. The common misconception that the media is liberal is based on surveys that asked anchors, reporters, and other people that are on the camera to give their political affiliation. The survey should have been done on the big businessmen that own everything, who are the people that get to decide what gets on the air and who gets to keep their jobs.
How true
