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NiteStryker

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#1 14 years ago

This was emailed to me, thought you might find it worth reading....

Marine Corp's General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who Interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!!

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dang erous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how.. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended. -----

You gotta love the USMC! :nodding: :lol:




colonel_bob

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#2 14 years ago

:lol:

Wow. Excellent comeback. And a good point, too. :nodding:




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#3 14 years ago

actually, it's a lame comeback. her condition is a result of nature, their condition is a result of irresponsible humans. it's like comparing apples with pears...




BK898

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#4 14 years ago

:confused: What is a prostitute???




Aeroflot

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#5 14 years ago

LOL whats a prostitute. Now son, when you are older we will get into that.




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#6 14 years ago
AeroFlotwhen you are older we will get into that.

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Mihail VIP Member

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#7 14 years ago

not much of a punch line...




Aeroflot

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#8 14 years ago

Horney admins :rolleyes:




Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#9 14 years ago

I don't get it, she is an interviewer, not a prostitute. :confused:




Fissure

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#10 14 years ago

hmm, rather funny the first time but when you think about it its kinda lame, but still funny in a lamish kinda way