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Smith_

Stirrer of shit...

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16th April 2006

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#1 11 years ago

Now im not much of a valentines day person, but this year it hails oppourtunity for me.

Long story short ive decieded to get a flower for my ex girlfriend. Its a long complicated story but I figure whats the worst that can happen.

A single flower to show someone that i care about them and that im here, that im not in love with them and im not crazy obsessed with them lol.

I dont want to write this whole love letter thing, cause its not like that. but i want to put a few words down, what could i say?

Im normally really good at this stuff, its just a delecate subject this time.

Advice from the uber pros?




Dr.Fritz

Promiscuous Girl

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#2 11 years ago

Have a happy, and fun Valentines day. Your friend; and then your name.




y0umebednow

Hi, im bored

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19th July 2006

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#3 11 years ago

aw dude... the old ex girlfriend deal.ah i cant help you there buddy, but good luck and i hope everythign works out for the best.




Guest

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#4 11 years ago

my missus says she wants nothing for tomorrow...and i know if i dont do anything i wont be getting anything for a long time to come :uhm:




ConstanceJill

Huh yeah, whatever ^^

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#5 11 years ago
Smith_;3532749I dont want to write this whole love letter thing, cause its not like that. but i want to put a few words down, what could i say?

Message box style:

Window title : Reminder Text Message : I love you, you know ? ^^" [Ok Button]



Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#6 11 years ago

Smith_;3532749Nbut I figure whats the worst that can happen.[/quote]

Here's your friendly neighbourhood Matt to show you a few of the many possibilities, then!

  • She could insert the flower(s) somewhere painful and embarrassing.
  • She could slap you.
  • She could kill you.
  • She could set fire to your pants.
  • She could pull down your pants in a public place and point.
  • She could kick you somewhere painful and embarrassing.
  • She could get a pair of scissors out and emasculate you.
  • She could turn out to be an S&M crazed psychopath and go dominatrix on your ass. Literally.
  • She could want to get back together with you.

If you need any more reasons to not bother with your ex-girlfriend, I'm sure I can put together another list. Look to the future, not the past!

[quote=ANZACSAS]my missus says she wants nothing for tomorrow...and i know if i dont do anything i wont be getting anything for a long time to come :uhm:

A woman never means what she says in such matters. EVER. You are expected to read her mind to find the truth. Simply put, if you do nothing, she will actually rip your balls off and feed them to you.




NeverEndingBattle

The Betrayer.

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#7 11 years ago
ConstanceJill;3533179Message box style:
Window title : Reminder Text Message : I love you, you know ? ^^" [Ok Button]

Ex, girlfriend.




ConstanceJill

Huh yeah, whatever ^^

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#8 11 years ago

Oh ... sorry, I missed that part ^^' Then replace "love" with "loved" ? xD




TurdFerguson

i will marry her

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#9 11 years ago

if you're not trying to get back with her than why bother wasting the money? that would be like hugging a tree that's not in your own yard on arbor day.




super6-4

GF is my bext friend *hugs GF*

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#10 11 years ago

ITS MY BIRTH DAY :bday: :Party3: :kissme: