Ways to make school more "interesting" 62 replies

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SteveCormacke

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#1 14 years ago

Heres some I've heard over time:

  • One of my favorites for getting out of a class or two is to call in a bomb threat. Tell 'em that it is in a locker. Then they have to check them all, whilst you can slip away for an hour or two. You can even place a fake bomb (in any locker but YOURS!). They might cancel school for a week while they investigate (of course, you will probably have to make it up in the summer...).
  • Get some pure potassium or pure sodium, put it in a capsule, and flush it down the toilet (smells awful! Stinks up the whole school!).
  • Use a smoke grenade in the hallway.
  • Steal the computer passwords & keys. Or steal the 80 column cards inside if they are (gag) IBM.
  • Make friends with student assistants and have them change your grades when the teachers hand in their bubble sheets for the report cards.
  • Spit your gum out on the carpet in the library or whatever and grind it into the carpet. Watch the janitors cry!
  • Draw on lockers or spraypaint on the building that the principal is a fascist.
  • Stick a potato in the tailpipe of the principal's car.

I NEED MORE IDEAS!!! I want to make this year my best year of them all!




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#2 14 years ago

I can never get my hands on the pure potassium and the pure sodium. Though I did try...I also once attempted to blow up a trash can...only blew off the ceiling tile above it. :( And our computers used complicated systems a bit too hard to hack. Dont think I havent tried deleting users though :) It works.

  • Delete Users from the Network. Bribe your cisco (or whatever) teacher into thinking that youre using the server for 'educational purposes' It works all the time. :p



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#3 14 years ago

Simply add more history and English classes while removing erroneous classes such as homeroom and lunch.




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#4 14 years ago

God I hope that was sarcasm.




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#5 14 years ago

It was not. I simply enjoy school more than most people do, and prefer certain classes over others.




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#6 14 years ago
Ensign RilesSimply add more history and English classes while removing erroneous classes such as homeroom and lunch.

At my school, getting rid of lunch would be sacreligious. Whoever would try to institute that would be bludgeoned to death with hockey sticks and binders. Lunch is one of the "interesting" times of the day, a good break from boring teachers/classes or lots of work.

My suggestion...

Pinball!

Sure not everyone will show up for class, but its interesting :p

Just kidding, the things I find most interesting at school are trips, and other such activities that allow students to apply the skills they're learning hands-on and not just answer questions and copy notes all day.

One of the most interesting things I did in any of my classes was measure the size of the solar system. We went outside and placed a ball on the ground which would be the Sun. Then we measured to a massively minimized scale, the distance of the planets from the Sun. We ended up with Neptune on a fence nearly 200 metres away and Pluto across some houses and another street away. It really put into perspective just how big the solar system is.




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#7 14 years ago
Ensign RilesIt was not. I simply enjoy school more than most people do, and prefer certain classes over others.

Gah![color=Red] *shudders*[/color]




Sovetskeey

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#8 14 years ago

Google the Anarchist's Cookbook. It's perfect for you adolescent troublemakers. Just be careful with the thermite, that stuff will chew through an engine block right down to the asphault.

And kiddo, you're lucky this is the internet and you can't be busted for plagiarism. http://isuisse.ifrance.com/emmaf/anarcook/hatskool.htm




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#9 14 years ago

Where in god's green earth am i supposed to get a smoke grenade....lol at my school all of the above wouldnt happen except for pc hacking...and i was a victim of that. Luckily it got me out of a class for a week or so. And the bastard was even caught on tape, pipe and all:smokin: . LOL HE WAS SMOKING AS HE MERRILY HACKED AWAY AT MY RECORDS AND PC PRIVELAGES. He got numerous ppl in teh school, how funny is that.




Lamby

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#10 14 years ago

None of this stuff would ever happen at our school. the worst that goes on is just people screwing around with the computers.