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#11 13 years ago

Well Ill Be Dammed What The Hell Was Wrong Wiv My Sig!!1




ElPana

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#12 13 years ago

You can use such fixation on female game characters as a boost in your marriage. Just tell your wife to dress up as any one of those characters (Alyx will be easy, as Jeans are everywhere and the little jacket she uses is not an Armany or anything, as for the hair she can use a wig or cut her hair), and then you can either a) Dress as the male counterpart of the female (in Alyx case, I suggest you dress up as Gordon Freeman in a Lab white coat, since it is impossible for you to get a hold of a HEV suit and, even if you had one, it would kill the mood if you had to take time to take it off, remember, in the game you put it on quickly, but it is because it is only a game), or b) Dress up normaly and pretend you are the new guy on the block who just came to meet the neighbor, BE CREATIVE. winkx.gif




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#13 13 years ago

I'm sure she'll be jumping to fill your request as dressing up as another attractive woman from a video game...




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#14 13 years ago
-Ghost-I'm sure she'll be jumping to fill your request as dressing up as another attractive woman from a video game...

If she loves him, she´ll understand and play along.




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#15 13 years ago

Maybe you should stop playing games if you have a wife and 3 kids. focus on them.




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#16 13 years ago
Billy3384Maybe you should stop playing games if you have a wife and 3 kids. focus on them.

I have a wife and 2 kids. I have time for them, for going to work AND play games. I play my games mostly at night, when no one bothers me and I don't bother anyone. As a interesting fact: When I play games in at daytime my 2 kids (6 years old daughter and 2 years old son) enjoy watching me play, specially when I was playing Half Life 2; now that I finished it my 2 year old son likes to sit on my lap while I make frags on UT 2004. Have playing PC games altered my perception of reality so as to make me horny when I see a pixelated female character? HELL NO! I love my wife and she is gorgeous, and, to quote her, she'd rather have me "Playing computer games in the house, where I know where you are, than having you drinking on the street, where I don't know where you are" Lovely woman winkx.gif




Μαjïç MushrøøM

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#17 13 years ago

Let's take this to the GD...

Tubby, perhaps you need to check in a bit closer with reality and/or get more hot, heavy action from your wife. Either way or both ways, it is not abnormal for people to think that video game girls are attractive, but it is rather abnormal for one to become so highly aroused by them at such a stage in life in which one is supporting a family.

I'd suggest you take a few steps backward, reconsider the fact that it is just a game to be played and enjoyed (to a limit), and focus on looking to your wife (or any other genuine female, for that matter) for sexual stimulation. ;)




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#18 13 years ago

I know this doesnt go with this topic but it is a weird problem ok i want to play my JK:JA so i go and click multi-player and starts up then BAM :( it says " cannot load OpenGL subsystem" what is this and what should i do????:confused: P.S. where do ya get those cool sigs and avatars????:saber:




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#19 13 years ago
§ub-ZeroI know this doesnt go with this topic but it is a weird problem ok i want to play my JK:JA so i go and click multi-player and starts up then BAM :( it says " cannot load OpenGL subsystem" what is this and what should i do????:confused:

Start a new thread for help here: Start New Thread In General Gaming Section.

P.S. where do ya get those cool sigs and avatars????:saber:

Ask for one here: Request New Signature In Graphics Department Sub-Forum.

Cheers :cheers:




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#20 13 years ago

It's been 2 days since we last heard something form TELETUBBY. I hope he is spending the time with his family smilie.gif.