What is a good Valentine's Day present? 54 replies

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#1 11 years ago

Not something expensive like jewelry =p

Just something small, but a good present :)

Any ideas?


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#2 11 years ago

Chocolate.

If a girl doesn't like chocolate then she's not a real girl and you don't want her.




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#3 11 years ago

Make homemade coupons for favors - romantic or work related. Due it to suit that special someone.




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#4 11 years ago

Mr. Matt's List of Top Ten Exciting* Valentine's Gifts

  1. Deep fat fryer
  2. Tool kit
  3. Banana (you know)
  4. Weightwatchers membership pack
  5. Vacuum cleaner
  6. A plush rhinoceros
  7. An adventure holiday in Afghanistan
  8. A voucher for one free breast enlargement operation
  9. A selection of fine cheese
  10. Chocolate (plus #4)

* Exciting as in dangerous.




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#5 11 years ago

KeNDaLL2000;5235089Make homemade coupons for favors - romantic or work related. Due it to suit that special someone.[/QUOTE]

[quote=Venture Brothers]Monarch Henchman #3: Someone got him Brock Samson? Now I feel like a tool. Monarch Henchman #4: What'd you get him? Monarch Henchman #3: I made him coupons for one free washing of the Monarch Mobile and one free backrub. Monarch Henchman #4: Aren't those your jobs anyway? Monarch Henchman #3: Yeah, but... these are coupons

Just made me think of that.

Anyways, I'm probably going to get some flowers and chocolates and call it a day. Since I have no idea what she wants and she almost never tells me when she wants something.




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#6 11 years ago

Flowers and Chocolate. Or take her out somewhere.

Mr. Matt's List of Top Ten Exciting* Valentine's Gifts Deep fat fryer Tool kit Banana (you know) Weightwatchers membership pack Vacuum cleaner A plush rhinoceros An adventure holiday in Afghanistan A voucher for one free breast enlargement operation A selection of fine cheese Chocolate (plus #4)

* Exciting as in dangerous.

:rofl:

Exciting for you, for her, or both?




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#7 11 years ago

computernerd;5235055Not something expensive like jewelry =p [/QUOTE] Heh. Girls don't dig cheapskates dude. (;

But if she loves you enough, she'll probably settle for the obvious choice of flowers or chocolate, or if she's lucky and you can stretch it, both.

[quote=Mr. Matt]Mr. Matt's List of Top Ten Exciting* Valentine's Gifts

  1. Weightwatchers membership pack
  2. Vacuum cleaner
  3. Chocolate (plus #4)

Haha. Mr. Matt is still owning the Internet.




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#8 11 years ago
KeNDaLL2000;5235089Make homemade coupons for favors - romantic or work related. Due it to suit that special someone.

That's such a cop out and we all know it. :lulz:

Plus it works much better when you live together and then actually means something.




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#9 11 years ago
Datarock;5235171Heh. Girls don't dig cheapskates dude. (; But if she loves you enough, she'll probably settle for the obvious choice of flowers or chocolate, or if she's lucky and you can stretch it, both.

I'm not sure you know what "love" is...




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#10 11 years ago

You can tie a bow-tie around your hardon and get her to unwrap it quickly mind you.

Last time I was bugger I filled my loved ones room with Balloons...about 6ft high with 'em


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