What was the dumbest thing you've ever done? 35 replies

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D.Sporky!

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#11 12 years ago

This one time I propped crutches up against a closed closet door, so that the next person to open the door would receive a very unopleasent surprise... yeah...guess who opened the door next...




Mad Cat MkII

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#12 12 years ago

the time i shattered my finger. was in such a rush i closed the car door on it, and i mean closed it. when i fell over i looked up expecting to see my sleeve caught in it, that was not the case. 3 attempts at setting the bone, surgery and months of physical therapy later, im good at new.




Biiviz

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#13 12 years ago

Homemade explosives Jumped off a moving car Picked a fight with a bodybuilder Drunk shaving Drunk sports Drunk in school

I try to forget these things...




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#14 12 years ago
Biiviz;4453681Homemade explosives Jumped off a moving car Picked a fight with a bodybuilder Drunk shaving Drunk sports Drunk in school I try to forget these things...

All of those were kinda stupid, but picking a fight with a bodybuilder? Were you drunk then too? I just remembered a dumb thing I did. You know how some waterparks have those giant buckets that tip over and spill all of the water? Once I was standing near one of those things when it tipped over, and the water almost made me lose my suit (it got pretty close; luckily for me it was worse in the back than the front).




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#15 12 years ago

Biiviz;4453681Homemade explosives Jumped off a moving car Picked a fight with a bodybuilder Drunk shaving Drunk sports Drunk in school

I try to forget these things...

I've jumped onto a moving car, now that is a trip




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#16 12 years ago

IcePure;4452757As far as I can remember while I'm still half-asleep, I was up in the City Centre with my mom (I was 7 I think). I came off the bus and I was day-dreaming. I saw what appeared to be a skinny man in a briefcase, and you know when you're aware but sorta...not? Yeah, I started daydreaming about what would happen if I walked into him (as I was waling into it o_O). *ping*, I walked into a lampost - the 'briefcase' was the power box at the bottom of it. Damn you, late nights.

Oh, and FYI it wasn't a long walk, it took me about 5 seconds in reality to do all that was stated above. My mommy laughed at me :(

ive walked into lamposts twice and into a bolt on a wall but that was while i was blind folded. but the dumbest was probable picking up an axe and going to chop down some trees for fire wood while i was quite drunk :beer:




Biiviz

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#17 12 years ago

Oh yeah, and I drove a steamroller drunk once. Destructive power at its best.




Captain Fist

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#18 12 years ago

What was this bodybuilder like?




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#19 12 years ago

I once erroneously thought a sliding glass door was open. With determination, pluck, and my 9-year old body at full speed, I changed that.




Biiviz

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#20 12 years ago
Ihaterednecks;4455162What was this bodybuilder like?

Drunk and pissed off.