What would we be viewed as? 34 replies

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Serio Advanced Member

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#1 12 years ago

If we were able to go back in time to, say 1145 AD, and bring back an average guy, what would he view us as? Deitys, Magicians, or extremely good Illusionists?




Scientist Dr. Professor

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#2 12 years ago

People with weird clothes who talk and smell funny.




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#3 12 years ago

I'm pretty sure we smell better. We've got proper baths!




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#4 12 years ago

Didn't say we'd smell dirty, just that we'd smell funny, to them at least.




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#5 12 years ago

They look clean! They must be gods!




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#6 12 years ago

Also people that are really really bigger than him. Considering that our average height went up by a long way.




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#7 12 years ago
SeinfeldRules;4894217People with weird clothes who talk and smell funny.

You don't even need to go back in time for that...go over to the east lol pick anyone...


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SeinfeldisKindaOk

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#8 12 years ago

Witches that would be killed immediately.




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#9 12 years ago

Depends on how we showed up, and who all saw us as we got there, too.




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#10 12 years ago

At first we'd be gods to be worshipped. We can move carriages without horses, we can make light without flame, we can kill from afar in a single, explosive instant without using arrows. Our clothes are made from materials, using techniques, completely alien to them. Our language would be so radically different to theirs, and incorporate so many new technical words, that we would be beyond their comprehension. After getting to know us for a while, they'd find us to be godless lunatics, who worship money, technology and celebrities more than any god, shag like rabbits on heat, eat as though we might not get another meal despite having an abundance of food, and have no appreciation for the simpler things in life - like being alive in the first place. Later on in our relationship, assuming we hadn't polluted their minds with futuristic notions of pornography, they'd want to kill us. By then, there'd be a McDonalds next to every yurt.