What would you do if Aliens invaded Earth? 89 replies

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Captain Fist

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#81 15 years ago

I'd become a Terrorist, hijack Alien weaponry, giving me a four-armed death suit, Have two Miniguns that shot Radioactive-Death Bullets, Set a Chansaw and Sword on fire, mount two missle launchers on my back, and stap an alien-mini nuclear bomb just in case, and kick some alien ass.




JP(NL)

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#82 15 years ago

I would kill ronald mcDonald.

That would solve everything, since he is behind the invasion in the first place.

I'd set fire to the restaurant and the fat people inside aswell, just to be safe.




Dragokatzov

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#83 15 years ago

good question, I would diffinally be armed, with my shotgun, and some bombs that i know how to make, probably try to hide somewheres, unless they are not that technologly advanced, i may try to fight them




Flash525

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#84 15 years ago

Who is to say Guns would actually do anything? - I know just a film, but look at Mars Attacks. They use weapons, nukes etc, Aliens think of it as a toy.




SilentHitz

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#85 15 years ago
SupaStarAshWho is to say Guns would actually do anything? - I know just a film, but look at Mars Attacks. They use weapons, nukes etc, Aliens think of it as a toy.

True, they would probably just vaporize us LOL :eek:




Tamerlane[KAA]

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#86 15 years ago

Assuming, of course, that they were just as mortal as we are and flesh and bones, too, I wuld, since there would probably be mass panic run to the shopping mall about 5 minutes away from my house to loot things. I'd take a cart and just throw in food, batteries, flashlights, not to mention something valuable(Since I wouldn't be so intent on going only for the neccessary things that I wouldn't steal sometihng valuable) as well as some reading material, maybe, and clothes. Since I'm only 13, I wouldn't "stock up on guns" or anything like that, since doing that would probably get me killed. After that, I would run home, try to formulate a plan with my family, and after we'd decide to try and sit it out, I think I'd call may friends to see if they're alright and unhurt. If the aliens would show mercy and spare me and my family, I would give up, surrender, and do mybest not to get killed, no questions asked. I don't want to die and won't pretend like I don't care if I do, as long as I take a few down with me(Like some in this thread say). Anyway...:uhm: After that, my family and I would probably get into our car and drive to some very remote rural area in Latvia. I'd try to convince my parents to go and pick up my friends, if their parents or families had been wiped out and they were the only survivors. Anyway, there would no doubt be mass chaos and anarchy around the world for the weeks or months following the invasion, so we'd probably have to stock up on lots of food and just sit it out.




White_Fox

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#87 15 years ago

If they were nice I would invite them over for some tea and a game of GO




Crazy Wolf Advanced Member

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#88 15 years ago

And if they weren't, invite them over for a cup of tea* anyway *poisoned




White_Fox

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#89 15 years ago

LOL^ dig it!




undaDOGG

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#90 15 years ago

I would get my friend Gordon and, if he is out pwning some alien buttocks, I would steal his gravity gun and throw some toilets at them :lol: