What would you do in a zombie crisis? 92 replies

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APIOQM

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#1 11 years ago

Ok so I am talking about 10 zombie per square Kilometer for the first 2 and like 1 zombie per square meter for the last one. First and last are slow zombies like dawn of the dead and the middle is fast like 28 weeks later.

1. For my self, being in Ottawa ONT I would Try and get to the water and in a boat (The Ottawa river) but first I would take all my bros and go raid Canadian Tire and grab a couple hunting rifles or any other long objects. After this I would prolly go jack a car or something and make my way to the city. Once I am there like I said I would take a boat and make my way to the middle, chill there until the army or what ever comes to get me then move up north for the rest of my life.

2. If they where the really fast ones I would prolly just go to where everyone is, depending on how bad it is I might try and make it to the water again but, I would definitely keep a weapon on hands for these fellas, would be nice to have a flame thrower or a shot gun of some sort. I see the fast zombies to be the ones that will end the world but Its pretty obvious that if zombies where real they would all be the slow ones, just makes more sense you know being half dead and all.

3. And if I am chilling at home and theres like a billion out side my house I could take a hammer or something maybe a crowbar and start going upstairs and breaking the stairs on my way up so there theres a drop and no one can get up. But maybe after a while they could start stacking and get up. The roof is another option but only if possible.

There is a cool/funny video I seen somewhere on youtube for a show and they were talking about what you would do Ill see if I can find it... Ah here it is, took me like 10 mins. Anyways fucking comical! Direct link: YouTube - Danger 50,000 Volts: Zombies-Staring Nick Frost(Hot Fuzz)




Badha1rday

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#2 11 years ago

omg! Thats funny as hell.

1. Slow zombies, hmm, I'd find other people, raid the antique gun shop in town, get food, and a car, and get out to my friends house.

2. Fast zombies, get a gun, a car, and get out to mexico.

3. Get a chainsaw, and sit tight for a while. know id get eaten eventually, but take some with me.




The One and Only

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#3 11 years ago

If it was a zombie with a pacemaker, I'd turn my phone's bluetooth on.




Crazy Wolf VIP Member

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#4 11 years ago

Flamethrowers are good, but they just don't work fast enough, y'know? You need a Super Soaker filled with acid. Actually, if you make the canister and all parts that come into contact with acid out of glass, that'd work pretty well. Hmm...

I think for a long zombie siege, I'd make a very deep moat. Slow zombies? Machete time! Fast zombies? Get me out of California and to a state that allows automatic weapons!




Roger_Waters

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#5 11 years ago

1. get a lot of shotguns with lots of ammo and hide in a Bi-Mart




Teqila

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#6 11 years ago

Crazy Wolf;3823465Flamethrowers are good, but they just don't work fast enough, y'know? You need a Super Soaker filled with acid. Actually, if you make the canister and all parts that come into contact with acid out of glass, that'd work pretty well. Hmm...

I think for a long zombie siege, I'd make a very deep moat. Slow zombies? Machete time! Fast zombies? Get me out of California and to a state that allows automatic weapons!

Bans will be meaningless once the politicians leave and zombies take their place as suppressors of the people.




Crazy Wolf VIP Member

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#7 11 years ago

Well, bans will still have meaning, since the sheer number of automatic weapons easily accessible to people that don't have military, gang, or police ties will necessarily be lower. So I'd like a state that has an affective arsenal of anti-zombie weapons to purchase.




Nemmerle Forum Mod

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#8 11 years ago

Depends, if they were the slow kind I'd get my sword, get some food and drive to the countryside. If they were the fast kind I'd be screwed but I'd probably try roughly the same thing. Come to think of it it doesn't depend at all. Get some weapons and try to stay out of the way until the government got its head out of its arse.




Crazy Wolf VIP Member

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#9 11 years ago

Get your sword? You don't live in Scotland, do you?




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#10 11 years ago

What a very strange idea of Scotland you must have =p Heh, I live in England, in the South East.