when in the miliatary you should never attempt the following. 17 replies

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CHAKA VIP Member

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#1 14 years ago
*Soviet.Power

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#2 14 years ago

^^ lol, a bit long, but the bits i read were funny.




WiseBobo

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#3 14 years ago

I read that awhile ago, but it's still pretty funny.

Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are.




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#4 14 years ago

i read up to 31. funny :)




CHAKA VIP Member

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#5 14 years ago

they get better as you go along




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#6 14 years ago

yeah, i decided to keep readin and i'm on 100 now.

edit: 145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test. 146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same. :lol:




FreakNasty

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#7 14 years ago

There is no such thing as a were-virgin. :lol: Must not make T-shirts up depciting a pig with the writing "Eat Pork or Die" in Arabic to bring as civilian attire when preparing to deploy to a primarily Muslim country. ...lol




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#8 14 years ago

i like these:

37.Our medic is called 'Sgt Larwasa', not 'Dr. Feelgood'. 38.Our supply Sgt is 'Sgt Watkins' not 'Sugar Daddy'. 41.'Keep on Trucking' is *not* a psychological warfare message. :lol: 69.May not pretend to be a facist stormtrooper, while on duty 90.Inflatable sheep do *not* need to be displayed during a room inspection. 92.When asked to give a few words at a military ceremony 'Romper Bomper Stomper Boo' is probably not appropriate. 113.There is absolutely no need to emulate the people from 'Full Monty' every time I hear the song "Hot Stuff". :lol: 136.Shouting 'Let's do the village! Let's do the whole f**king village!' while out on a mission is bad. :lol:!!!! 174.Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it's actually DOD policy).

nice find :nodding:




colonel_bob

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178. I am not 'A lesbian trapped in a man's body'. 205. Don't write up false gigs on a HMMWV PMCS. ("Broken clutch pedal", "Number three turbine has frequent flame-outs", "flux capacitor emits loud whine when engaged")

Thats some funny stuff :nodding:




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#10 14 years ago
65. There are no evil clowns living under my bed.

Hehe, wonder how many times he tried that one.




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