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Crazy Wolf Advanced Member

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#11 11 years ago
crisissuit3;4924774males or females for some reason i got to thinking this and i was wondering who has it worst in terms of bodily functions. example. males have testicles and getting kicked in the balls or even being lightly tapped will having you on the ground cussing at whoever did that. on the other females have to go through there periods and having to bleed every once and awhile cannot be fun.

Males are bigger, stronger, faster, generally healthier, have better night vision, and it is generally acceptable for a male to be dominating and in control. One negative is that we have testicles that can be damaged, if we let something get right between our legs (which should be big, muscley protection against anything coming that way. Seriously, unless your reflexes suck, you'll be able to avoid a nutshot if you're expecting it.) Another negative: we are almost automatically assumed to be guilty in any sort of sexual misconduct or physical abuse claim, no matter the evidence/lack of it (see: Duke Lacrosse; the S.O.P of many police is to take the male away in handcuffs if a female at a domestic disturbance claims to have been hit)

Females live a bit longer, have more natural padding, are more likely to float face-up than males, can see more colors, and can incubate fetuses and feed infants. However, they have difficulty being accepted by others as a powerful leader, are more likely to be raped, lose nutrients monthly, are more likely to suffer from osteoporosis, are more likely to suffer from anemia, are more likely to get a urinary tract infection, and are more likely to die in the course of sexual reproduction.

Yeah, I'm OK with being a guy. Sure, women might be preferred for things like college admissions or to add "diversity" to a workplace, but I think I'm OK with that. I got into a very interesting college, I'm not in the workplace right now, and the career field that I'm interested in is one that doesn't really do any "positive discrimination".




Junk angel

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#12 11 years ago

Well while men do indeed have a higher maximum strength reached, females tend to gain strength more easily, have a higher pain threshold and tend to be better at a crisis situation. Not to mention there's generally a lower chance for a genetic disease amongst them (double-x) and they are completely immune to all genetic diseases attached to the Y-chromosome. But yeah, historically females have it worse, but genetically they are better off.




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#13 11 years ago

Males only orgasm for a few seconds.

Females can for up to an hour.

Damn...




Darth Taxi

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#14 11 years ago

Don't believe anything that bleeds for few days and doesn't die...




NiteStryker

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#15 11 years ago
Ihaterednecks;4925035If you kick a woman in the groin, it still hurts.

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result




Mastershroom Advanced Member

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#16 11 years ago
gravy666;4924912Girls bleed out of their bajingoes almost constantly, so I'd say women have it worse.

Normal women do not bleed almost constantly. Even in the more extreme cases, it's rarely more than 7 days out of every 30 or so. If a woman is bleeding almost constantly, then something has probably gone horribly wrong.

Seriously, if a woman you know bleeds more than she doesn't bleed, tell her to see a doctor about that.




gravy666

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#17 11 years ago

Zamamee;4926076Normal women do not bleed almost constantly. Even in the more extreme cases, it's rarely more than 7 days out of every 30 or so. If a woman is bleeding almost constantly, then something has probably gone horribly wrong.

Seriously, if a woman you know bleeds more than she doesn't bleed, tell her to see a doctor about that.

Oh shut up, you know what I mean. :lol:




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