A Chinese woman got the surprise of her life when she discovered the man she tried to make love to was an intruder and not her husband. The woman, Qiu, told police she was sleeping in her Changsha home in the Hunan province last week when she heard someone enter her bedroom, China Daily reports. Believing the burglar to be her husband, Qiu threw herself on the man to make love to him.
The intruder pushed her down on the bed and started to oblige when she realized the man’s hair was much longer than her husband’s. Switching on the lights, she saw the stranger and started to scream.
Qiu’s husband, who was at a neighbor’s house playing Mahjong, ran in and subdued the intruder until police arrived.
That's one way to greet someone.
She says she mixed him up with her husband. Take that as you will.
No! I'm Spamacus!
17th June 2003
If this happened in the U.S. I bet he'd get off by claiming she tried to rape him.
I didn't make it!
Not guilty, the cockblocking he received should be punishment enough. No jury of his peers (sexual repressed petty criminals) in the world would convict him.
Too bad I gave up burglaring a few years ago. This lady apparently likes to have sex as soon as she sees her husband.
She says she mixed him up with her husband. Take that as you may.
Proof - all Chinese people look alike :rofl:
nitestryker;5223905proof - all chinese people look alike :rofl:
Lol!!!!! So true
Jeff is a missing boss
28th July 2002
Ensign Riles;5223827If this happened in the U.S. I bet he'd get off by claiming she tried to rape him.
The sad part is you are probably right...
man’s hair was much longer
Hey! It's that 4 year old that got expelled because his hair was too long.
lol. I bet a lot of burglars wish this would have happened to them instead of that guy... Breaking into a house wouldn't be so bad if you got laid while you were doing it.
Wanna go Double Dutch?
9th December 2003
Funny, not really news worthy but funny nonetheless.