Woman mistakes burglar for husband, tries to please him 16 replies

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Commissar MercZ

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#1 11 years ago

Wife mistakes burglar for husband, tries to have sex | Say What?

A Chinese woman got the surprise of her life when she discovered the man she tried to make love to was an intruder and not her husband. The woman, Qiu, told police she was sleeping in her Changsha home in the Hunan province last week when she heard someone enter her bedroom, China Daily reports. Believing the burglar to be her husband, Qiu threw herself on the man to make love to him.

The intruder pushed her down on the bed and started to oblige when she realized the man’s hair was much longer than her husband’s. Switching on the lights, she saw the stranger and started to scream.

Qiu’s husband, who was at a neighbor’s house playing Mahjong, ran in and subdued the intruder until police arrived.

That's one way to greet someone.

She says she mixed him up with her husband. Take that as you will.




Ensign Riles Advanced Member

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#2 11 years ago

If this happened in the U.S. I bet he'd get off by claiming she tried to rape him.




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#3 11 years ago

Not guilty, the cockblocking he received should be punishment enough. No jury of his peers (sexual repressed petty criminals) in the world would convict him.




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#4 11 years ago

Too bad I gave up burglaring a few years ago. This lady apparently likes to have sex as soon as she sees her husband.




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#5 11 years ago

Commissar MercZ;5223797

She says she mixed him up with her husband. Take that as you may.

Proof - all Chinese people look alike :rofl:




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#6 11 years ago
nitestryker;5223905proof - all chinese people look alike :rofl:

Lol!!!!! So true




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#7 11 years ago
Ensign Riles;5223827If this happened in the U.S. I bet he'd get off by claiming she tried to rape him.

The sad part is you are probably right...


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#8 11 years ago
man’s hair was much longer

Hey! It's that 4 year old that got expelled because his hair was too long.


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#9 11 years ago

lol. I bet a lot of burglars wish this would have happened to them instead of that guy... Breaking into a house wouldn't be so bad if you got laid while you were doing it.




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#10 11 years ago

Funny, not really news worthy but funny nonetheless.




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