Women Self-Create! Men Beware! 14 replies

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#1 12 years ago

I normally don’t spend a great deal of time thinking about my sperm.

But recently a team of scientists announced they had made artificial sperm from human bone marrow, and media reports abounded with the dire news that my goodfellas (and by extension, me) had been rendered unnecessary.

If a woman chose to do so, speculated "journalists", she could make sperm from her own bone marrow, fertilize another woman’s egg — and voila! A baby is made!

There are at least half a dozen reasons why such a thought is pointless, some scientific and some practical. For example, as long as sex feels good and remains no more expensive than dinner and a bottle of wine, most people will use natural-grown sperm.

Experiments have created eggs and sperm, so-called "artificial gametes", from embryonic stem cells and other cell types for years now with limited success, so the bone marrow work does not represent a giant leap. And the stories are reminiscent of some that were printed 10 years ago when the birth of Dolly the sheep, the first mammal cloned from an adult cell, was announced. We men were declared washed up then, too.

So is there even a reason to worry? Not yet, but be cautious around any women who has sex with a knife in her hand.

~Dr. S. Trange Research




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#2 12 years ago

Terrific. If a male could not produce his own off spring this would be perfect for a couple who still desired to have a child of there own DNA. You cant get DNA the same way from a man ? Or could you?




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#3 12 years ago

" ~Dr. S. Trange Research"?

Lack of any sources?

Does anyone else smell BS?




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#4 12 years ago

Zamamee;3805804" ~Dr. S. Trange Research"?

Lack of any sources?

Does anyone else smell BS?

I was hoping not but who knows.Could be a study just to see how man kind would react with such info. If they really care about there sperms significant purpose or not.




Karst

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#5 12 years ago

Hoax or not, I don't see why this would be a problem since if a woman wants a child from you, she'll likely want to have sex with you as well. Far larger is the group of woman that want sex but no children.




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#6 12 years ago

well hopefully a new bread of femenist dont start up and boycot sex, untill then, my stick and berries are in good shape

does it hurt like hell to take out bone marrow?




Karst

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#7 12 years ago

I don't think they extract it from you at full consciousness with a planting shovel.




colonel_bob

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#8 12 years ago

Well, as long as sex is fun and feels good, I'm really not worried.




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#9 12 years ago

Are you guys actually worried that women will stop having sex with men? O.o

Long as you aren't complete shit in bed, women won't stop doing what they're already doing.

Far larger is the group of woman that want sex but no children.

Tru dat.

If this is real (I put my money on it not), it'd be good news for lesbian couples, though.




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#10 12 years ago

but bad news for me, it means i no longer get paid to sell myself to lesbian couples so they can have a baby :naughty:

.....j/k




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