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Liquid fire

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10th June 2006

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#1 11 years ago

What was your worse bathroom experience thus far?




UGSAce

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#2 11 years ago

umm lol? ill tell you my best which was when my class and i where on a field trip at a pizza restaurant and my friend and i filled the toilets up with paper towels lol oh the poor poor maintenance guy he was prbly crying




Jackthehammer

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#3 11 years ago

I've had some good times in bathrooms :naughty:




rob.

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#4 11 years ago

Indian food.




aaj111

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#5 11 years ago
Robâ„¢;3526278Indian food.

Nuff' Said.




y0umebednow

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#6 11 years ago

when i first came to america. i did not know that bathrooms were also called "restrooms" so i kept repeatedly asking the person where the bathroom is because he would reply "its right there" and then i would say "but that says restroom!" lol yeah... it was pretty funny




Dr.Fritz

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#7 11 years ago

Eating rainbow colored ice cream when I was 5 lol. :p




Fortune

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#8 11 years ago
UGSAce;3526232umm lol? ill tell you my best which was when my class and i where on a field trip at a pizza restaurant and my friend and i filled the toilets up with paper towels lol oh the poor poor maintenance guy he was prbly crying

And now I feel it is the right time to tell you that I am that maintenance guy, and I am about to hack you to hell and back!...

This one time, I pooped in a bathroom, but- other than that my bathroom career has pretty much been dead, oh and some puking.




Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#9 11 years ago

It always sucks when you get 'inspected' by another guy. It's worse if you turn around slightly and they lean forwards to get a better view, because then you know something isn't right. So far, no grabbing has occured yet though, thankfully.

And it's always embarrassing when you use a strange tap for the first time and apply too much pressure, thus soaking your lower shirt and your trousers. In such a situation, you have two options - either go out like that and hope people will believe your story rather than assume that you've wet yourself, or stand in a funny position under the hand dryer, and get funny looks from people who know that you've wet yourself. Neither are fun.




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#10 11 years ago

Well I don't have one, but I can tell you a funny story that happened to a friend I used to work with.

We worked in a JCpenny and once during the lunchbreak, his friend told him he'll go to the bathroom and be right back. Five minutes later, he goes into the bathroom, and thinking that his friend is taking a shit he says "Damn that shit smells bad" out loud. And a guy answers in a timid voice "What?!"

It turns out that guy was one of the managers on the floor lol. His friend didn't go to the the washroom, so it was kind of funny.

The manager never knew who said that though.