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Crazy Wolf VIP Member

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#61 13 years ago

No, some people are just jerks.




Aphotic One

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#62 13 years ago

True, but it seemed like they were at a young age. As kids, an action like that dosen't just mean that kid's a jerk. 'Homer_Gonerson' Could have farted on him or somthing and that could have pissed him off. But, I don't know, I was just trying to think of something to post about his "First Fall"




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#63 13 years ago
Aphotic OneI was born with a Hernia. I have never broken a Bone

Me too. But I have come close to breaking bones. I have crushed my fingers between two trees. I went flying over the handle bars of my first bike it was a Grifter. Ya paddle backwards to use ya back brake. I didnt know and I pulled the front brake and I ate tarmac. Once I was going to the shops on my bike when my shoe laces came undone and wrapped around the peddle arm. I tried to pull it loose and I sumersalted over the the bars again but I landed on my right cheek (of my face) on the corner of the kurb when i got to the shop everyone was looking at me funny but didnt say anything. When I got home I had blood driping down my face and had cut my cheek to bits. I have been shoot in the eye with a paintball gun and bit in the face by a dog not at the same time though




Aphotic One

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#64 13 years ago

Ouch, I too have had some bad Problems on a Bicycle, very similar to the ones you had, except I flipped over the front handle bars of my bike, over a rail and into a 12 foot deep creek of Super-Cold water. No injury was sustained, but I didn't ride my bike for the better part of a year.




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#65 13 years ago
aeroSPACE_engineerIt is said the most painful thing one can do... is stand barefoot on an upturned plug. Of course for you Europeans and Americans, you must understand that in Britain we have 3-pin plugs, so the will actually sit on the floor with the pins pointing directly up.

OMG! I know what you mean. We have the same plugs here in New Zealand, and to be honest i'd rather....... poo in public..... naked... (Or something) than stand on one of them. Yeah I know crappy example but it damn hurts. Aside from what I've mention, i've also stubbed toes (Yuck), broke a wrist when I fell over (Pissed) one night. Broke my little knuckle on my right hand when my mate pissed me off and I punched a solid wood wall (Will never do that again) and I passed out because I was hyper ventalating. And finally, while not being the most talked about injuries from me, it's definatly one of the more Memorable or Painful and definatly knuckle biting injuries I have ever had... A year ago I was hospitlised after an outdoors activity with a few friends. This game was, you guessed it, Paintball. It was the end of the game and I hd no ammo so my mate thought it would be funny to shoot at me while I was defenseless. For an even better laugh, he thought it must have been a good idea to shoot from a range of TWO METERS. And he did just that, except the round struck me fair in the left testicle. Now for those lads out there, think of this (Or try it if you want to) Squeeze one of your nuts gently with your fingers (Everyone knows what that feels like). Its hurts donnit? You get that winded feeling in your lower stomach dont you? Well imagine a solid ball cruising at 250 - 350 FPS and slogging you square in the left nut. That was me. Yeah I didn't get up for a while. I went to hospital that night and got it checked over and all was good (Very bad bruising and a much alrger testie). The next morning though I awoke with excrutiating pains in my gut. For some reason I thought it was a hernia so I got it checked. It was just pain from the nut so after taking some paracetamol it was ok. But yeah. Worst most embarrasing pain ever. For the record everything still works fine.




aeroSPACE_engineer

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#66 13 years ago

You're supposed to wear protection, much like criket players. And also paintballs aren't that hard, I don't know why it is that some people get injuries from them.




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#67 13 years ago

Thats not all true. Some people can develope severe welps on there skin. When I get hit at close ranged, get a bruise, but it never really hurts until the next day.




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#68 13 years ago

The worst injury I've ever had was when I broke my leg when falling of a motorbike when I was a little kid.




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#69 13 years ago

My worst ailment was when I got salmonella when I was about 2 and almost died. The worst injury was at the beginning of this summer I jumped into a 4 x 4 and almost ripped my scalp off.




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#70 13 years ago
aeroSPACE_engineerAnd also paintballs aren't that hard, I don't know why it is that some people get injuries from them.

Some paint ball guns can shoot the suckers pretty darn fast. Also, if you get hit in the right place (like me in the back of the head at the base of my skull) it'll hurt.

No, I didn't get flanked. It was a stalemate and I was moving...