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Jeff is a mean boss

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#1 10 years ago

Dwarf Accused Of Pimping Runaway Teenager In NYC...

A dwarf charged with prostituting an underage runaway will appear in Kings County Supreme Court on Monday.

Jacqueline Green, a.k.a. 'Shorty,' due to her 3 foot 9 inch height, is charged with promoting prostitution and child endangerment for allegedly pimping a 15-year-old that ran away from a troubled home.

According to published reports, Green is accused of using her Bedford-Stuyvesant apartment as a sex pad for clients who paid $250 per half-hour for intercourse, and $100 per half-hour of oral sex.

Clients were found using Craigslist.

Green, 26, pleaded not guilty to all charges. The teenage girl was returned to her family. It is not clear how the two met.

Neighbors at Green's Brooklyn housing project were not surprised by the arrest, where she was described as a "hustler," and a "player."

Reginald Forden told the Post, "I didn't know she was a pimp, but I'm not surprised."


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#2 10 years ago

thats horrible! but comical :nodding:


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#3 10 years ago

hahaha. Don't underestimate those little people.


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#4 10 years ago

little people will one day rule the world

but still that is a sad thing to happen

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#5 10 years ago

I do like the fact they state it's a dwarf. Theres 3 kind of people; Dwarf, Average, and Giants. The first run between your legs, the latter run over you, the middle run through you.


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#6 10 years ago

Oh My, This just made my day


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#7 10 years ago

She must be Verne Troyer's cousin, the "Hook me up" guy.



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#8 10 years ago

Truly the land of opportunity, even for dwarfs. Sad but comical.


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#9 10 years ago

somewhat disturbing on every level, despite being a tad comical


dun wury, i has 2 FL0PY DISkZ!

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#10 10 years ago

That is just hag.

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