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GenRommel

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#1 9 years ago

These are always fun

You know your computer is too good when...

...you complain about needing to use the scroll wheel to see the rest of the page because the 20" screen too small.

...you think your friend has a terrible computer because it can only run Crysis on high, not extra high graphic settings.

...it is faster for you to turn your computer on, go online and order a pizza than it is to call the pizzeria.

Post any more that you can think of.




Ipse

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#2 9 years ago

... it has a large penis




Serio VIP Member

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#3 9 years ago

... When four monitors can't display the game at the highest resolution. ... When the game actually runs faster when you turn up the settings. ... When the minute you turn on your computer, half of the continent gets a black out.




AlDaja

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#4 9 years ago

...when it becomes self aware!:eek:




Andron Taps Forum Mod

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#5 9 years ago
Serio;4912204 ... When the game actually runs faster when you turn up the settings. .

Actually a lot of computers are that way.


"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.



Acualy Is Confusingkid

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#6 9 years ago

When it declines to run older games simple because they're "too easy".. When all your friends are jealous.. When you can actually say your computer is still "new"...




Guest

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#7 9 years ago

You can hack the hacker's computer when he's trying to hack yours.




GenRommel

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#8 9 years ago

if your computer can run Vista better than XP.




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#9 9 years ago

When it spots 4 members in this thread with Sig violations before I did. =p Check your pm boxes gentlemen ;)




crisissuit3

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#10 9 years ago

... when it starts talking to you?