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Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#11 8 years ago

Realistic: Donated to a medical school. Fantasy: I'll die on Mt. Everest while in a funny pose. I'll be sure to leave a sign telling other climbers not to push me into a ravine.

Mr. Matt VIP Member


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#12 8 years ago

I'd rather my body be used for something purposeful - I'm an organ donor already (not that there are many organs to choose from when you've ditched my short-sighted eyes, dessicated liver, rotted lungs and knackered kidneys), and if scientists can get any use out of it, they're welcome to it.

Anything that's left, I don't much care what they do with. Burn it, bury it, eat it, use it for fuel... whatever.


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#13 8 years ago

Left to rot as i'll probably die alone, miserable and at a less than expected age (50's if I don't change my ways).

If I could choose how to be laid to rest though, it would be by way of cremation, with my ashes loaded into a container and shot into space on a trajectory which would allow my remains to miss any large planetary bodies and head straight into a black hole.

The dying alone thing is more than likely though. :(


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#14 8 years ago

As far as I'm aware, my internal organs are in perfect condition and I intend to keep them that way for as long as I live, if I can. When I die, I want all of my usable organs to be donated to whoever needs them to survive.

As for the rest of my body - burn it.

On a less serious side, I'd like my brain to be placed into a jar and connected to a computer so I can create Skynet. :evilgrin: =p

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#15 8 years ago

[COLOR=orange]I am to be fully-wrapped and given a ceremonial burial.[/COLOR]


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#16 8 years ago

Viking funeral.

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SFC III Troubleshooter.

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#17 8 years ago

I'm dead, serve my body to a homeless shelter. Don't let good meat go to waste.


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#18 8 years ago

uhh... I voted but it seems im supposed to type something out? ok well.... isn't it spelled *you're? just sayin :Puzzled:


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#19 8 years ago

One day I'll probably die in my house or apartment, and no one will ever know until bills start going unpaid. By the time they bust into my residence, there will probably be nothing left worth anything besides the ol' cinderblock-tied-to-a-foot routine.



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#20 8 years ago

Cremated. I don't want to take up some spot in a graveyard with some overpriced tombstone that no one will ever visit. My only wish is to have my ashes dispersed over the city where I was born.