HL2 Beta Thief Caught!?!?!?!?! -1 reply

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Apok

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#1 14 years ago

Oh oh and pull out all of his hairs from sensitive parts :naughty:.




Aurora-[NZ]

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#2 14 years ago

The Chair the chair! NO wait! Cut him 10,000 times with tiny razor blades, thinner than paper cuts even! And throw him into a pool of ANTISEPTIC! like savlon or something. STING! You know, or else could just shoot him. HAHAHA Urban that was funny as! Ohhhh I got one, how about we tie him to a tree and coat him in Honey and put him in the Grizzly Bear Zoo? Eh Eh? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




Urbanebula

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#3 14 years ago

Surely it would be easier to tie him to a tree in the zoo. You know? Rather than tie him to one, then move it to the zoo!

oh and Apok: OUCH!

How about dangling him from his tied ankles over a tank of pirahnas. Tie the ankles and wrists with Razor wire. Ouchy!




Apok

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#4 14 years ago

Ahhh yes the pain. Shooting him wouldn't be painfull enough, he's got to [/U]feel[U] the pain of stealing the worlds BEST GAME EVER!!!

PAIN PAIN PAIN!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!




Tipsy

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#5 14 years ago

How do you guys actually know it was him? It could be some authorities as well as the supposed "Hacker" faking it all.




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#6 14 years ago

Ah well. They should all by hung with ropes of stringy cheese.

"Go out horrible and smelly." Thats my moto.

Ok so it isn't...but its funny. So leave me alone.

I must go and polish my turnips.

Sorry...Early morning coffee kicking in. jibba jibba jibba...




Apok

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#7 14 years ago

Whoa.




Urbanebula

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#8 14 years ago

Sorry. Nobody should have seen that!




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#9 14 years ago
TipsyHow do you guys actually know it was him? It could be some authorities as well as the supposed "Hacker" faking it all.

We are ASSUMING someone stole the source code, so we are thinking up ways to kill him! Its fun! Ohh i got one.... Hot glue him (YES HOT GLUE FROM A HOT GLUE GUN) to the tarmac, and V...E...R...Y S...L...O...W...L...Y roll over him with a steam roller.... While slapping him with a live salmon :D hehe thats funny Urban, live salmon haha! Or the alternative, tie him to a metal chair which is blotled to the ground, sellotape his eyes open and make him watch EVERY episode of Barney and Friends ever made! And because he cant blink but still needs his eyes cleaned, every so often squird acid into them :D :D :D Ok this is going too far....




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#10 14 years ago

Feed him to the snarks while he is gagged with...Wait for it...A LIVE SALMON!!!




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