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TheRealSuperSonic

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#1 11 years ago

Here, this is a thread for those who want to laugh. I am making jokes and laughs related to Halo. Everybody is invited to make their own here. I'm starting off with one: Scene:-Pillar Of Autumn An Elite and three Grunts arrive at the front door of the PoA. They ring the doorbell. A drunk marine opens the door and says what he has been trained to say if MC returns from battle. The marine blabbers all the lines not realising it was not MC, "Welcome back, Master Chief Sir, to the Pillar of Autumn. What may I get you?" Elite: WortWortWort!! Bring your leader to me!! Marine: Ay, Ay, Cortana(MC)! (Marine drags Keyes, shouting all the way, to the place) Keyes starts sniffing like a Grunt*sniff sniff sniff* then jumps, surprised"Gyaaaiiiieee!" like a Grunt and flees, screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh....Uhuhuhuhuhuhuh" Marine gets surprised. Marine: Maybe Arbiter(Keyes) was drunk too! Elite goes berserk and charges at him. Marine: Wait, Captain(Elite) please dont shoot me! Grunts start laughing like crazy... Marine: Ok, Sir, maybe you are outta ammo. I'll lead you to the armory... Walks to the armoury, Covenant following. The Elite runs to a Rocket Launcher and points it at the Marine. Elite: Any last words, human? Marine: Yes Sir(blabbers like Gravemind):"You are my shield, you are my sword. I will ask and you will answer. And if you dont I'll shoot you with a plasma pistol" The Covenant start laughing and the Elite attempts to shoot. But the Elite doesnt know how to fire it. It shakes it about and presses every button on it. Then it suddenly fires...at the Grunts!! An alarm sounds "Attention, all crewmen! A elite has team-killed two Grunts. Lets reward the Elite!" The Elite hears this and jumps out of the PoA, forgetting to put on his oxygen mask!! The Marine suddenly comes to his senses..."Sir, Master Chief jumped out into space again" --The End-- ----Sorry for too large one----




TheRealSuperSonic

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#2 11 years ago

Uh...Moderators, I think u'd better delete this...PLEASE?




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#3 11 years ago

why?? ur good




TheRealSuperSonic

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#4 11 years ago

I dont think so...I thought of this as a great idea to make evry one laugh, but later I realised that this seems more like spam than a laugh and i cud get banned:-(. So, please?