Rise of the Penguins 8 replies

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#1 14 years ago

* Lightning flashes out the window while creepy old guy tells a story by the fireplace* This story I am about to tell you is not for the faint of heart. It tells of an innocent forumer's tragic tale of lies and betrayel, and even... Murder. It starts with a man, not an ordinary man by any means. This man was half Penguin. How he became that way, no one knows. He was a lonely man, often staring out the window onto his freshly mowed lawn all day. Every once in a while he would shift positions or pay the young boy who mowed his lawn. One day a stange man came to his door and said "Sir, do you have the time?" Time for what he thought. "I need to know the time or I shall blow your house down" the strange man said. Very confused, the man shut the door on him. Then ringing! Ringing! Ringing every where! So loud! He flelt as if his ears where to burst! He suddenly jumped out of bed screaming. "What?" he said. "Oh, what a very strange dream. Well now that I am up, I shall check the forums". On he goes to his good old forum, the forum that he started on, the forum that he knew and loved. He posted in the thread called "What makes this game so special?" All he got were flames and rude comments, which where far from the usual on this forum. "Whats gotten into people?". He checked the rest of the forum and every one was in a bad mood. This continued for weeks. Little did he know this would continue forever. He became feed up with his forum and vowed never to return again. He went forumless for a month. The forum withdrawel symptoms where horrible. Randomly durring dinnertime he would make comments such as "Farcry is much to difficult. I could hardly get halfway though the game before I got very frustrated and lost interest". The family tried to ignore him. Well, it happens that this very day the man happened to stummble apon to this very forum . Glancing over the forum it reminded him of his old forum, without all the crap. He began typing a long story about a man who was half penguin. When he finished he hit the enter button then... well, nobody knows.


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#2 14 years ago

Rise of the Penguins . Hello PENGUINOUS, Nice to welcome you to the forems :) Hope you enjoy your postings and please check teh FAQ sheet for the rules.


A psychedelic experience.

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#3 14 years ago

Hmmm, that's the most interesting (and probably weird) intoduction I've seen. Good work!

Welcome :wave:


The Carbon Comrade

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#4 14 years ago

Hey... 'Intresting' Story :) Welcome to the forums.


Chasing This Starlight.

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#5 14 years ago

lol, this really reminds me of Mr.Matt or Riles work...:lookaround: Anywho Penguin, Welcome to the forums!

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#6 14 years ago

Welcome, nice intro and happy posting

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#7 14 years ago

Welcome penguin, now that is a speshul introduction :p . You should enjoy posting random thread in the spam forum. :nodding:

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#8 14 years ago

:Puzzled: Weird introduction, but you are somewhat penguin so thats cool. pirates3op.gif You on the left?

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#9 14 years ago

Hey Peng, nice to have you here! You seem like you'll fit in very nicely here. I hope to see you around :wave: