Darth Vader and the Secret Hole of Immortality -1 reply

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Jose Carlos

Why? Cause normal is boring.

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#1 6 years ago

So there I was, playtesting some new animations I'd just made. God-modeing it in SP, on the Revan's Flagship map. Spawned myself some npcs to kill, one of them was a Vader that I'd modded to have 700 or so hit points. I end up sending it down one of the deep, dark holes at the back of the bridge. I figure that's that, spawn some more npcs and go to town. A duel with a Sith Inquisitor takes me back to the two holes and suddenly I hear a deep, bass "Don't make me destroy you!" Vader frickin' leaps out of the hole, lightsaber lit and completely vivisects the Inquisitor. It twitches on the ground, in at least three pieces, while Vader is advancing on me rather menacingly. I figure "Hey, god mode" and get cracking.

15 minutes of slicing, dicing, chopping and general killing later, Vader is still standing. Nothing I do is hurting him. Fried him with five bars worth of double-fisted lightning. Force Speed + fast style (which I've also souped up to nearly spastic levels of swiftness). I applied a very liberal dose of lightsaber blade to every single part of his body and the bastard is still going. So I figure it's time to use the environment to my gain. I lure him up to one of the windows and blow it. So we're both outside the map, standing on nothing and the duel continues. Another ten minutes pass with me doing everything in my power to break this bastard and him just going and going and going. Holy shit, what the hell was down that hole?! Cthulhu?!

So anyway, long story short, Vader fell down a hole, met Cthulhu, got granted supreme power and now he's a Highlander. I'm gonna go and kill him now. Just figured I'd share this story, cause I found it funny as hell.




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#2 6 years ago

If he became a Highlander, you need to cut his head off to kill him and gain all of his abilities. After all, there can be only one. =p




Raz0r

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#3 6 years ago

Nominated for best post of the year (2011)




Jose Carlos

Why? Cause normal is boring.

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#4 6 years ago

Believe it or not, I actually killed the guy. Took me another ten minutes and we ended up on top of the map, but in the end, Vader got chopped in half and finally went down. During the fight I checked him with the debughealthbars command and his health bar went from one edge of the screen to quite a ways off the other. T'was a battle worthy of legends.




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#5 6 years ago

=p




Delta_135

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#6 6 years ago

I think i know what happened question is: do you wanna know?




Jose Carlos

Why? Cause normal is boring.

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#7 6 years ago

Will the answer suck the wonders of magic out of this world?




Delta_135

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#8 6 years ago

um...yes so i think i'll keep for myself




Jeff_Katarn

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#9 6 years ago

I think you accidentally put one or two extra 0s to the '700'.




The One and Only

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#10 6 years ago

Maybe you should jump in the hole and see what happens.

And yes, that is exactly what she said.




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