Three Corellians see an Imperial in the cantina. -1 reply

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Mikouen VIP Member

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So one of the Corellians walks over to the Imperial, taps him on the shoulder, and says, [COLOR=Teal]"Hey, I hear your Darth Vader is a spice-fiend."[/COLOR]

The Imperial just shrugs and says, [COLOR=DarkGreen]"Oh really? I didn't know that."[/COLOR]

Surprised, Corellian #1 goes back to his table and says to his buddies, [COLOR=Teal]"Wow, I just insulted Darth Vader and he didn't even care!"[/COLOR]

Corellian #2 says, [COLOR=DarkRed]"You just don't know how to get him. Watch this."[/COLOR]

Corellian #2 stands up, walks over to the bar and says to the Imperial, [COLOR=DarkRed]"Hey, I hear your Darth Vader is a lying, cheating, idiotic low-life scumbag!"[/COLOR]

The Imperial just shrugs and says, [COLOR=DarkGreen]"Oh really? I didn't know that."[/COLOR]

Amazed by his failure, Corellian #2 returns to his seat and says, [COLOR=DarkRed]"Wow, you're right! That guy is unshakable!"[/COLOR]

Corellian #3 says confidently, [COLOR=DarkOrchid]"I'll get him, just you watch this!"[/COLOR]

Brazenly, Corellian #3 strolls over to the Imperial and says, [COLOR=DarkOrchid]"Hey, I hear your Darth Vader is a Corellian!"[/COLOR]

The Imperial puts his drink down on the bar, shrugs thoughtfully, and says [COLOR=DarkGreen]"Yeah, I think that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."[/COLOR]


I don't know how, and I don't know why, but this is totally Sheep's fault.



NAB622

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#2 10 years ago

Kouen posting a JOKE?! This is unheard of!

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RUN FOR THE HILLS! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! :lol:

oh, lol @ joke too!




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#3 10 years ago

Not bad, not bad at all!




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#4 10 years ago

I lol'd


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#5 10 years ago

NAB622;4787690Kouen posting a JOKE?! This is unheard of!

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RUN FOR THE HILLS! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! :lol:

oh, lol @ joke too!

Dude... all his posts are jokes.

<3 Kouen.

<3 <3 <3

:cheer:




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#6 10 years ago

Inyri Forge;4788055Dude... all his posts are jokes.

<3 Kouen.

<3 <3 <3

:cheer:

Are you truthing, or was that a joke in itself? =p




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#7 10 years ago

How does one truth? I wasn't aware it was a verb.




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#8 10 years ago
Inyri Forge;4789108How does one truth? I wasn't aware it was a verb.

Well, you can lie, but since there's no verb antonym for lie, I made one up. :naughty: [/captain obvious]




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#9 10 years ago

You have simply astounding intellectual capabilties. [/pseudo-sincerity]


I don't know how, and I don't know why, but this is totally Sheep's fault.