This thread is for funny stuff from Star Wars. If you have something you would like to add to the thread, [EMAIL=Marker0077@Hotmail.com?subject=***Star Wars Funnies]E-Mail it to me & I may add it.[/EMAIL] I update this thread from time to time.
This is probably the funniest thing in this thread. It's a video clip from Conan O'Brian. I am including a variety of mirrors to the file here, let me know if any stop working please. For Internet Explorer users, select a mirror then choose to view the file in browser (this way you can view it while it downloads (not good for dial-up users)). Then... This should make the video full screen, just sit back & enjoy, it's quiet funny. Mirror 1 Mirror 2 Mirror 3 Mirror 4 Mirror 5 JK2Files.com Mirror
Volya: Lando mostly employs us so no one threatens his 'best-looking man on Bespin' status.
cozmo333: Bachelor number two, if I were frozen in carbonite, what would you do to heat me up?
LordVader: Okay, so which one of you built your house out of bricks?
rd15: I swear these AREN'T your curtains!
harperwi: Hey, baby, now that your boyfriend's a coffee table...
PMF: Excuse me, but shouldn't there be seven of you?"
Marker0077: So your name's Leia eh? That's pretty catchy, why'd they give you that name baby?
[color=blue]You may strike me down now, but I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.[/color] [color=red]Ya right old man, you know I'm gunna 0wn j00![/color] [color=red]Don't talk to me that way young lady, I'm your father.[/color]
kev@tampabay: Disdainful at his daughter's ego problem, Lord Vader made Princess Leia stand in the corner.
D-Maul: You've got to get this look. OLD NAVY BESPIN JUMP SUIT, under $20.
AnonymousOne: Talk to the back, 'cause the front ain't hear'n it!!!
Marker0077: Princess Leia thinks to herself "I sure am getting tired of waiting, if only Simon didn't say be quiet..."
Watership: Ummm, on second thought, we'll put you in the Chewbacca suit instead.
The Almighty Sarlacc: Against his physician's advice, director George Lucas was back on the set only 23 days after the "lightsaber incident".
kev@tampabay: After the Cheech and Chong breakup, Tommy Chong was hard pressed to find a new partner.
beybox: Can I ask you a personal question? Are those lips real?
Marker0077: Captain Morgan thinks to himself "After a few Correllian Ailes she don't look half bad"; He was of course distrought the next morning & decided to join AA but soon realized he needed a drink more than ever when he found she was at AA as well.
Schmiz: Sure, Mr. Sith Lord, I'm little now, but I'm drinking BLUE MILK, so I am going to grow up to be big and strong, strong enough to restore freedom to the galaxy...
tails36: I find your lack of height disturbing...
duscat: They had great chemistry, but in the end Mark Hamill was chosen.
Nomolos: I don't care how good the emperor is, he could NOT have foreseen this.
Jericho_: Shoot her you fool! Can't you see I'm losing!
Danny77573: Hoth? I never called Hoth. I don't even know anyone on Hoth!!!
The-Midnighter: Oh man, I'm working with Ewan, Natalie, and Liam again. I'd give anything to do a scene with C-3PO or R2-D2. They're the reason I got into showbiz!
kevinroy: Hey, what's that flashing light in the darkness? And who are those people eating popcorn!!??
theRadish: Though confident in battle, many Rebels became shy and awkward at the dance socials... particularly Chewbacca.
IndyJK: That whole 'free us or die' thing was just a joke! Really!
jedimyoda: That's right, hands over your head. You're wanted for whining in three systems.
BobTheGoon: Now how was I supposed to know she was your sister? I don't even know who my sister is!
First_Reality: You can use my lightsaber over my dead body
Kalor Voe2000: Voiceover: "Mentos... the fresh maker."
fastasfast: Eventually, Obi-Wan stopped pretending to enjoy Qui-Gon's "what's behind your ear" trick.
YoungJedi29: I know how long it took for your braid to grow back, Obi-Wan, but you can't let one little accident keep you off lightsabers for good!
Marker0077: Force shmorce, I don't care if you are my master, you do your version of the knife trick from Aliens & we're goin at it.
bungitrev: Episode III The Clone Ranger scribe18: Marlboro still denies allegations their new marketing campaign is aimed at Ewoks. cpierson: Sadly, Sergio Leone's "The Good, The Bad, and The Fuzzy" was never released. Commander Jameson: Yeah, yeah, yeah... May the horse be with you, too! Lost and Found Fan: "some people call me a space cowboy"
evanss: That's no moon, that's a fashion victim. Cerebrosus: The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of Little Billy Johnson. Nearsighted Stormtrooper: In retrospect, it seems suspicious that young Palpatine's play habits would not have been more troubling to his parents... gabe43: Little Jimmy smiles when he learned that his Death Star playset was fully armed and operational with enough firepower to destroy a single little sister. Bubsdaddyo: Ron Popeil presents the new Death Star Pressure Cooker... Just set it and forget it.
Grand/Moff/Tarkin: And Starwars.com crashes after all the "Pull my finger" captions sent in overload it...
Nakago of Seiryuu: "Yeah, but you should see the other guy's fist!"
Inuchan: "...but the wolf couldn't get me, I built my house out of brick!"
FNORDknt: Neither was sure who was at the wrong convention.
MontyhaLLL: "Stupid cell phones... I said we needed a "STATE" Trooper!!!"
Sategaze7: "Congratulations! ... By the way what did you do?"
weilbody: "1...2...3...4....I declare a thumb war!"
SkyHart: "Three battles and all I got was this stupid handshake."
Solo Runner: Artoo watched the scene bitterly, wishing he too could have hands...
Action Dayve: Stare Wars
DevanJedi: "Do not defy the critics, Master, not again!"
adt: "Don't be so silly, Rushmore is already full."
Mandi: Wookiee dentists tend to go through more cybernetic hands than Jedi do.
mweber: The two ends of the hair spectrum
Squid-Head: "Say wraaaaagh!"
mondrian: "Peter, if you think this is painful, just wait until you have to watch that Christmas Special."
boba_fetish: DEVO plot their comeback...
Harvard: Five minutes later the only person amused was Darth Vader.
Master Christo: "On second thought, maybe you shouldn't look at me with your own eyes."
blackscreen: "So... What are you doing later?"
Jedimiah: "Hey McFly, I thought I told you never to come in here!"
Rogue's Mechanic: "No, really! I left my convention badge in my room!"
Maxamum: "Don't be so nervous, Mark, just go over there and ask George for that raise."
prookey: "Rancors make HOW MUCH?!?!"
sun crusher holiday: The molting stage of the wampa ice creature occurs at an early age and is often accompanied by natural curiosity about the opposite sex.
Ric_Olie: Observe as the baby Wampa slowly pushes its way out into the world.
bew@albany: "I can't believe this! I'm a much better abominable snowman than Ratzenberger!!"
Caretaker I: "He said he was my father!"
Indiana Bond: "He told me those photos were for his personal collection!"
darkzero751: "You must be this tall to ride the speeder bikes."
TSSBoy@aol: "Crikey! She's just a little one! But I still have to be real careful when I try to handle her, or she'll take my hand off!"
jono.busch: "You think you're some kind of Jedi waving your hand around like that?"
hasalife: "I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you."
gazelle_: "There, there. It's just like falling off your regular bike - only you're moving at 600 m.p.h.!"
Darth Mischievous: "Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a silly Gungan."
Gbeau2: "What do they call a quarter pounder with cheese on Nal Hutta...?"
Luis_Romero: "If you don't turn to the dark side... maybe your 13 cousins will..."
trumania: Waiting room for Toy Story 3's casting department.
curl: "I brought plenty of bills but where do I put 'em?"
carambola: "And starting at point guard for the Los Angeles Lakers …"
hockey1: "Battle Bots, here I come!"
Projbalance: "Look, I know how you feel about me, but you're embarrassing me and I'm at work here."
cunningwit: Jawa Auditions.
Catalfamo: "Not me, idiots! The Death Star plans are inside the other droid!"
rimsey: "Are you sure the puzzle box said ages 8 years and up?"
starshipii: "Aha! Just as I expected...he IS chocolate under the gold foil."
Marker0077: Uncle Vader wants you...
RMQ: Simply Irresistible.
littlegrasj19: Only you can prevent Death Star explosions.
jedi_drew11: That's the way they became The Vader Bunch.
Darth Kenobi4: "I see a little silhouette-a of a man...."
Well I'm back folks. I fixed the first post so the vbcode wasn't messed up with the alignments, I'm also moving this thread over to JK3 General Discussion & leaving a forward in JK2 General since more people are probably there now. I'll post more funnies when I have the time. Cheers.
I'll post more later...