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#1 18 years ago

This thread is for funny stuff from Star Wars. If you have something you would like to add to the thread, [***Star Wars Funnies]E-Mail it to me & I may add it.[/EMAIL] I update this thread from time to time.

This is probably the funniest thing in this thread. It's a video clip from Conan O'Brian. I am including a variety of mirrors to the file here, let me know if any stop working please. For Internet Explorer users, select a mirror then choose to view the file in browser (this way you can view it while it downloads (not good for dial-up users)). Then... sw-triumph.jpg This should make the video full screen, just sit back & enjoy, it's quiet funny. Mirror 1 Mirror 2 Mirror 3 Mirror 4 Mirror 5 Mirror

South Park Star Wars arguement Here's a funny sound effect of Yoda with Meg Ryan (somewhat sexual content) caption32.jpg

Volya: Lando mostly employs us so no one threatens his 'best-looking man on Bespin' status.

cozmo333: Bachelor number two, if I were frozen in carbonite, what would you do to heat me up?

LordVader: Okay, so which one of you built your house out of bricks?

rd15: I swear these AREN'T your curtains!

harperwi: Hey, baby, now that your boyfriend's a coffee table...

PMF: Excuse me, but shouldn't there be seven of you?"

Marker0077: So your name's Leia eh? That's pretty catchy, why'd they give you that name baby?

benvader1.jpg [color=blue]You may strike me down now, but I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.[/color] benvader2.jpg [color=red]Ya right old man, you know I'm gunna 0wn j00![/color] vaderleia1.gif [color=red]Don't talk to me that way young lady, I'm your father.[/color]


kev@tampabay: Disdainful at his daughter's ego problem, Lord Vader made Princess Leia stand in the corner.

D-Maul: You've got to get this look. OLD NAVY BESPIN JUMP SUIT, under $20.

AnonymousOne: Talk to the back, 'cause the front ain't hear'n it!!!

Marker0077: Princess Leia thinks to herself "I sure am getting tired of waiting, if only Simon didn't say be quiet..."


Watership: Ummm, on second thought, we'll put you in the Chewbacca suit instead.

The Almighty Sarlacc: Against his physician's advice, director George Lucas was back on the set only 23 days after the "lightsaber incident".


kev@tampabay: After the Cheech and Chong breakup, Tommy Chong was hard pressed to find a new partner.

beybox: Can I ask you a personal question? Are those lips real?

Marker0077: Captain Morgan thinks to himself "After a few Correllian Ailes she don't look half bad"; He was of course distrought the next morning & decided to join AA but soon realized he needed a drink more than ever when he found she was at AA as well.


Schmiz: Sure, Mr. Sith Lord, I'm little now, but I'm drinking BLUE MILK, so I am going to grow up to be big and strong, strong enough to restore freedom to the galaxy...

tails36: I find your lack of height disturbing...

duscat: They had great chemistry, but in the end Mark Hamill was chosen.

Nomolos: I don't care how good the emperor is, he could NOT have foreseen this.

Jericho_: Shoot her you fool! Can't you see I'm losing!


Danny77573: Hoth? I never called Hoth. I don't even know anyone on Hoth!!!

The-Midnighter: Oh man, I'm working with Ewan, Natalie, and Liam again. I'd give anything to do a scene with C-3PO or R2-D2. They're the reason I got into showbiz!


kevinroy: Hey, what's that flashing light in the darkness? And who are those people eating popcorn!!??

theRadish: Though confident in battle, many Rebels became shy and awkward at the dance socials... particularly Chewbacca.


IndyJK: That whole 'free us or die' thing was just a joke! Really!

jedimyoda: That's right, hands over your head. You're wanted for whining in three systems.

BobTheGoon: Now how was I supposed to know she was your sister? I don't even know who my sister is!


First_Reality: You can use my lightsaber over my dead body

Kalor Voe2000: Voiceover: "Mentos... the fresh maker."

fastasfast: Eventually, Obi-Wan stopped pretending to enjoy Qui-Gon's "what's behind your ear" trick.

YoungJedi29: I know how long it took for your braid to grow back, Obi-Wan, but you can't let one little accident keep you off lightsabers for good!

Marker0077: Force shmorce, I don't care if you are my master, you do your version of the knife trick from Aliens & we're goin at it.


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#2 17 years ago

bungitrev: Episode III The Clone Ranger scribe18: Marlboro still denies allegations their new marketing campaign is aimed at Ewoks. cpierson: Sadly, Sergio Leone's "The Good, The Bad, and The Fuzzy" was never released. Commander Jameson: Yeah, yeah, yeah... May the horse be with you, too! Lost and Found Fan: "some people call me a space cowboy"


evanss: That's no moon, that's a fashion victim. Cerebrosus: The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of Little Billy Johnson. Nearsighted Stormtrooper: In retrospect, it seems suspicious that young Palpatine's play habits would not have been more troubling to his parents... gabe43: Little Jimmy smiles when he learned that his Death Star playset was fully armed and operational with enough firepower to destroy a single little sister. Bubsdaddyo: Ron Popeil presents the new Death Star Pressure Cooker... Just set it and forget it.


Grand/Moff/Tarkin: And crashes after all the "Pull my finger" captions sent in overload it...

Nakago of Seiryuu: "Yeah, but you should see the other guy's fist!"

Inuchan: "...but the wolf couldn't get me, I built my house out of brick!"


FNORDknt: Neither was sure who was at the wrong convention.

MontyhaLLL: "Stupid cell phones... I said we needed a "STATE" Trooper!!!"


Sategaze7: "Congratulations! ... By the way what did you do?"

weilbody: "1...2...3...4....I declare a thumb war!"

SkyHart: "Three battles and all I got was this stupid handshake."

Solo Runner: Artoo watched the scene bitterly, wishing he too could have hands...


Action Dayve: Stare Wars

DevanJedi: "Do not defy the critics, Master, not again!"

goFFo: "Checkmate"

adt: "Don't be so silly, Rushmore is already full."


Mandi: Wookiee dentists tend to go through more cybernetic hands than Jedi do.

mweber: The two ends of the hair spectrum

Squid-Head: "Say wraaaaagh!"

mondrian: "Peter, if you think this is painful, just wait until you have to watch that Christmas Special."


boba_fetish: DEVO plot their comeback...

Harvard: Five minutes later the only person amused was Darth Vader.

Master Christo: "On second thought, maybe you shouldn't look at me with your own eyes."


blackscreen: "So... What are you doing later?"

Jedimiah: "Hey McFly, I thought I told you never to come in here!"

Rogue's Mechanic: "No, really! I left my convention badge in my room!"

Maxamum: "Don't be so nervous, Mark, just go over there and ask George for that raise."


prookey: "Rancors make HOW MUCH?!?!"

sun crusher holiday: The molting stage of the wampa ice creature occurs at an early age and is often accompanied by natural curiosity about the opposite sex.

Ric_Olie: Observe as the baby Wampa slowly pushes its way out into the world.

bew@albany: "I can't believe this! I'm a much better abominable snowman than Ratzenberger!!"

Caretaker I: "He said he was my father!"

Indiana Bond: "He told me those photos were for his personal collection!"


darkzero751: "You must be this tall to ride the speeder bikes."

TSSBoy@aol: "Crikey! She's just a little one! But I still have to be real careful when I try to handle her, or she'll take my hand off!"

jono.busch: "You think you're some kind of Jedi waving your hand around like that?"

hasalife: "I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you."

gazelle_: "There, there. It's just like falling off your regular bike - only you're moving at 600 m.p.h.!"


Darth Mischievous: "Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a silly Gungan."

Gbeau2: "What do they call a quarter pounder with cheese on Nal Hutta...?"


Luis_Romero: "If you don't turn to the dark side... maybe your 13 cousins will..."

ChristopherJ: Luke-alikes

trumania: Waiting room for Toy Story 3's casting department.


curl: "I brought plenty of bills but where do I put 'em?"

carambola: "And starting at point guard for the Los Angeles Lakers …"

hockey1: "Battle Bots, here I come!"

Projbalance: "Look, I know how you feel about me, but you're embarrassing me and I'm at work here."


cunningwit: Jawa Auditions.

Catalfamo: "Not me, idiots! The Death Star plans are inside the other droid!"

rimsey: "Are you sure the puzzle box said ages 8 years and up?"

starshipii: "Aha! Just as I expected...he IS chocolate under the gold foil."


Marker0077: Uncle Vader wants you...

RMQ: Simply Irresistible.

littlegrasj19: Only you can prevent Death Star explosions.

jedi_drew11: That's the way they became The Vader Bunch.

Darth Kenobi4: "I see a little silhouette-a of a man...."


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#3 17 years ago

Well I'm back folks. I fixed the first post so the vbcode wasn't messed up with the alignments, I'm also moving this thread over to JK3 General Discussion & leaving a forward in JK2 General since more people are probably there now. I'll post more funnies when I have the time. Cheers.


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#4 16 years ago


I'll post more later...