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Marker0077

Some n00b that binds specials

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#1 14 years ago

Alright, I did a "you might be a n00b" thread as a spinoff of Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck". What I'm looking to do is add a list of "you might be a n00b" jokes & the ones that are funny will be added to the SW Funnies thread (yes, I am back on the scene with the funnies thread).

Also, just so you guys know, this thread is just for fun so don't take this stuff too literal. If any of you can't take a joke (just don't think this/something is funny - woteva) then please do not participate.

Here's the old thread.

What I've got so far... [indent]If you think scripts are for acting out scenes from the Star Wars movies in-game, you might be a n00b.

If your bow lasts longer than your battle, you might be a n00b.

If you wonder why the Kyle model is so popular, you might be a n00b.

If you refer to people as any type of wh0re, you might be a n00b.

If the only console command you know is callvote kick , you might be a n00b.

If you regularly accuse JK2 players of having "no honor", you might be a n00b.

If you say "this server sucks!" but still play there, you might be a n00b.

If you get 0wned by "Bar Upstairs from AA Building", you might be a n00b.

If you think 0wning "Bar Upstairs from AA Building" is some sort of an achievement, you might be an uber n00b.

If you complain about people who bind specials, you might be a n00b.

If you are still trying to get that disco move to work by typing "disco" in console, you might be a n00b.

If you change your name when someone calls a vote to kick you, you might be a n00b.

If you keep losing because of pop-ups, you might be a n00b

If you only lose because of h4x0rs, you might be a n00b.

If you say "cheap" after someone kills you, you might be a n00b.

If you change the saberdamagescale on your server because you think this makes the game better, you might be a n00b (especially people who change the parry settings on BWN servers).

If your most commonly used phraze is "that's BS", you might be a n00b.

If you ask what "GF" means, you might be a n00b.

If you actually say "May the force be with you", you might need a life.

If any of these things upset you, you might be a n00b.[/indent]

More to come when I have it. Cheers.




young Obi-Wan

I pretend I'm cooler than AzH

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#2 14 years ago

loool! very nice Marker!

Marker0077 If you are still trying to get that disco move to work by typing "disco" in console, you might be a n00b.

Quite similar one: If you are still believing that there is really a cheat that makes Qui-Gonn-Jinn help you in the game by typing "qui gonn help me" into the console, you might be a n00b. If your only move with staff is butterfly, you might be a n00b. If your only move with dual is backslash, you might be a n00b.




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#3 14 years ago

Lol, those are great If you dont know what to do with the ATST on hoth siege, you might be a noob. If you dont know what to do with the droid head on hoth siege, you might be a noob. If you dont know why some people call Jaden a (s)he you might be a noob.(depends on what you played with)




Batman[DS]

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#4 14 years ago

I agree with you on most of those comments. If you complain about people who bind specials, you might be a n00b. - Can't hit three buttons at once? Awww, poor baby... If you keep losing because of pop-ups, you might be a n00b. - Actually, Myth, one of the better CTF players in JK3 is freaking out with pop-ups.

If you say "this server sucks!" but still play there, you might be a n00b. - When I go on g_forceregentime 0 servers, it sucks. But its still hella fun to own the n00bs on home turf. If any of these things upset you, you might be a n00b. - Good thing you say "might." GG.




AbU5e

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#5 14 years ago
Actually, Myth, one of the better CTF players

If you play CTF, you might be a noob. :lol: If your team loses when defending in Siege, they might all be noob. When you ask 'how do I add color to my name?', you are a noob. If you call staff a noob weapon, you might be a noob. When you ask 'How do i get the Jawa skin?', you are a noob.




Batman[DS]

I don't spend enough time here

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#6 14 years ago

If you play CTF, you might be a noob. - Haha funny, you wanna 1v1, you with sabers, me with guns?




Kahn

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#7 14 years ago

if you made this topic, you may be a n00b lol just thought of that so i hade to put that on for a joke




Marker0077

Some n00b that binds specials

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#8 14 years ago
'Batman[DS']I agree with you on most of those comments.[/QUOTE] /me sighs... in case you didn't read it the first time...

Marker0077Also, just so you guys know, this thread is just for fun so don't take this stuff too literal. If any of you can't take a joke (just don't think this/something is funny - woteva) then please do not participate.[/quote]There is nothing to agree or disagree with, this is just for fun. Lighten up.

'Batman[DS']If you complain about people who bind specials, you might be a n00b. - Awww, poor baby...[/QUOTE]lol, ya, we all know what rocket scientry specials are.

Look dude, like it or not there is a tactical advantage with binding specials. It's easier to do & more reliable. There's no rule that states you can not bind specials therefore, it's not cheating. Now if you don't agree with that then fine, you are entitled to your own opinion but so is everyone else. We shouldn't have to deal with complaints simply because we take advantage of something useful. We don't complain because you don't bind, don't complain because we do. Furthermore, I really do not want to get off topic here. If this starts to get too off topic, I'm editing posts to make sure we stay on topic. If this is something you really want to debate, there's already a thread started on this or you can create a new one, this thread however is about jokes - not arguements.

'Batman[DS']If you keep losing because of pop-ups, you might be a n00b. - Actually, Myth, one of the better CTF players in JK3 is freaking out with pop-ups.

You can disable pop-ups in Trillian or MSN Messenger. I personally exit out of all messengers when I play, it takes up bandwidth; Not a world of bandwidth but bandwidth none-the-less.

[QUOTE='Batman[DS]']If you say "this server sucks!" but still play there, you might be a n00b. - When I go on g_forceregentime 0 servers, it sucks. But its still hella fun to own the n00bs on home turf.

Again, don't take what's posted here so literal dude. I was on a BWN server a few days ago that messed with the parry-ability & it was pissing me off to no end, yet a stuck around on the server (until the other player wanted to argue & not play). It's just a joke dude, nothing more. [QUOTE='Batman[DS]']If any of these things upset you, you might be a n00b. - Good thing you say "might." GG.

Again, if you can't take a joke, please do not contribute here.

[quote=Kahn]if you made this topic, you may be a n00b

I am. I'm a n00b cuz I bind specials, we all know that if you bind specials then you *have* to be a n00b, so I must be. :-)




Batman[DS]

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#9 14 years ago

I know man. I read that. I don't know, I just thought it would be somewhat interesting to compare how each one of us defines a n00b as it varies from person to person.




Marker0077

Some n00b that binds specials

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#10 14 years ago

Well, n00b means alot of different things. If you are in blue stance & you are just hacking away while running at a person = that's called a "blue n00b" move (which is a good move at times). Alot of times people say "I got n00bed" when that happens & the other person thinks that he/she is being called a n00b just because of it.

Because of the damage the staff's DFA does, the staff is commonly referred to as the "n00bstick".

People stereotypically say that if you bind specials then you are a n00b, so I just sarcastically agree with them to avoid arguements. I personally enjoy winning against these complainers that say I am a n00b because I bind, then I tell them something like "well if I'm a n00b & you keep losing, does that make you an uber n00b?" & then watch them get their panties in a bunch which is quite comical at times. It's the best remedy I have found for dealing with whiners.

The real problem here is losing. I'm not holier than thou, I get pist when I lose at times but we all need to learn to just not take things to literal. This is afterall all about having fun. If you are not having fun, then I recommend you stop playing, switch games, or switch hobbies.