Everything you need to know about Tony the Tiger. -1 reply

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Pasquill

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#1 14 years ago

but was afraid to ask...

----------------------------------------------------- Mr. Sullivan,

Here at Kellogg's Frosted Flakes, we appreciate the time you've taken to write our public relations depertment. Interest in our company and our products is always appreciated. You inquiry was entertaining and included are answers to your questions.

Tony the Tiger is a cartoon character and we haven't delved very deep into his character. So it is undetermined whether or not Tony the Tiger has been neutered.

As for your inquiry into "who would win in a fight between Tony the Tiger and the monkey from Co-Co Pops", we unfortunately cannot determine who would be the victor. However, in real life, a tiger would eat the monkey.

Tony the Tiger is not "f***ed out of his melon on double-rich black tar heroin and a s***load of shroomery"

We have no plans now to have Tony the Tiger contract Mad Cow disease, attack a child in an insane, hallucinagenic rage and rape an unopened box of Honey Combs.

Again, we thank you for your inquiry.

Harold Mitchelscott, PR Agent/Kelloggs Cereal

made me laugh. Found it on a forum I use to visit.




Shade_PW

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#2 14 years ago

Hahahahahahahaha! :lol:




ManiK

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#3 14 years ago

tee hee




[11PzG]matyast

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#4 14 years ago

I laughed my a** off when I read that. Absolutely hilarious...




Blistex²

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#5 14 years ago
Commander MatyasI laughed my a** off when I read that. Absolutely hilarious...

Hey I asked legitimate questions!

But seriously, if that is indeed real I'm amazed that the PR Dept. actually bothered to reply to it. Especcially considering its content.




AegenemmnoN VIP Member

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#6 14 years ago

LMFAO!!!!!

we all know Tony would pwn that monkey.




[11PzG]matyast

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#7 14 years ago

Tony would wip that monkey's ass.....I hope they will show it live on TV.....lol




Mast3rofPuppets VIP Member

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#8 14 years ago

But Co-Co Pops tastes better...




Blistex²

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#9 14 years ago

everyone knows that Captn' Crunch is the most hard core! SH!T! His cereal makes your mouth freaking BLEED!

You can't get more hard core than that!




Mast3rofPuppets VIP Member

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#10 14 years ago

But those cereals with the bear on it (chocos?) is über alles!!!




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