Full Metal Jacket, Real Life and THAT gunnery Sergeant -1 reply

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Coolguy

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#1 15 years ago

This is hilarious even without the translation. What happens if you get Gunnery Sergeant Hartman [you know that one from in FMJ] talking to a real sergeant? This is exactly what a certain German radio station did.

Before they start the phone call, they collected original samples from the movie Full Metal Jacket (the original synchronised german voice of drill instructor Gunnery Sergeant Hartman). Then they called a German army sergeant first class at his agency just to see his reaction

http://www.raydon.de/crap/audio/fmj.mp3

Here is a rough translation

german sgt.: "Oberfeldwebel (sergeant first class) Hofmann - hello?" voice of drill instructor: "Whats the name of the 6. watch-instruction?" german srgt.: "Who is there plz?" voice of drill instructor: "I am gunnery sgt. Hartman!" german sgt.: "Greetings, what can I do for you?" voice of drill instructor: "What is your name scumbag?!" (2 times) german sgt.: "What? dont call me a scumbag plz" voice of drill instructor: "YOU wont like me cause I'm hard, you will hate me...I'm hard but I'm fair...did you maggots understand this?!" german sgt.: "Dont call ME a maggot, plz!" voice of drill instructor: "Bullshit I cant hear...what did we have here? A misjudged clown...YOUR ass will come to my list, I'll remember you!!!" german sgt.: "Are you from the truncheon???" (little bit shy - lol) voice of drill instructor: "I think I didnt hear right! Whats the name of the 6. watch-instruction?!" german sgt.: "Are you from the US-Base???" voice of drill instructor: "You're so ugly, you can be a damn work of art! Whats your name fatso???" german sgt.: "Dont talk in this slang to me plz!" voice of drill instructor: "Bullshit I cant hear you!" german sgt.: "DONT talk in this slang to me, its enough now!" voice of drill instructor: "I think I cant hear you right now!!!" german

I was really like :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




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#2 15 years ago

hahahaaa........ err I guess you had to hear it.

Most people will know him by the host of Mail Call.




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#3 15 years ago
Originally posted by Coolguy german sgt.: "Are you from the US-Base???"

The only rude people in the world are american, even if they speak perfect German.

That mp3 is great though, even though i dont understand a word of it.




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#4 15 years ago

hahahaha, that MP3 is great. Poor sargeant though




Maximus

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#5 15 years ago
Originally posted by judge reinhold The only rude people in the world are american, even if they speak perfect German.

Dont hate us. Try to be more like us.




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#6 15 years ago
Originally posted by Maximus Dont hate us. Try to be more like us.

:barf:




Coolguy

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#7 15 years ago
Originally posted by Maximus Dont hate us. Try to be more like us.

I hope that was a joke :eek:




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#8 15 years ago

Ah sorry about this post was a bit pissed atm...




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#9 15 years ago

I was just making light of how that guy asked if he was from the american base, even though the recording was speaking perfect german. And maximus was kidding, im sure. Lighten up.




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#10 15 years ago

american culture is already dominating the globe. If we don't bring a halt to it now it'll suck us all in and we'll all become semi-americans and there is nothing we can do about it!!!!