Gillette thinks you're a moron! -1 reply

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Blistex²

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#1 14 years ago

First there was the straight razor. People who shaved with this were taking their lives in their own hands (litterally).

Then there was the first safety razor! People could now shave without needing the steady hands of a surgeon and a pint of extra blood on hand (just in cse).

Then Gillette invented the Safety razor with 2 blades! This was great because it shaved 2x as well and 2x as fast!

Then Gillette invented the Sensor Excell! A 2 bladed safety razor that had a piviting head so that you didn't have to crane your neck or wrist at weird angles to shave.

Then Gillette invented the Mach 3. 3 blades to shave 1/3rd faster and better! It had a nice lubricated strip to aid in that smooth gliding shave that we all love!

Then Gillette invented the Mach 3 Turbo with 2 strips of lubrication so that you had 2x the smooth sensation and comfort of a great shave!

Then Gillette invented the Mach 3 Turbo Champion.

[COLOR=Red]IT'S F*CKING RED!!![/COLOR] 40567088.jpg Do these people at Gillette really think that we're morons? Paying over $5.00 for 4 razors was enough, but paying $8.00 for them to be red?

I don't know about you guys but I think that this might be a sign that humanity was not meant to survive if people actually buy this product!




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#2 14 years ago

the mach three is A ok with me, there is no way in hell im payin an extra $3.00 for a color though.... damm gillette and their pretty colors!

i hav seen the new commercials for it, didnt think they would again try and get more money from people for a damm razor, since you can always get those cheap ones for the same price.




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#3 14 years ago

i want to get an electric, just dont want that cheap crap they usually sell. right now though, the gillette is doing the trick, but they are kinda ruff on your skin sometimes.




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#4 14 years ago
AegenemmnoNi want to get an electric, just dont want that cheap crap they usually sell. right now though, the gillette is doing the trick, but they are kinda ruff on your skin sometimes.

Get the kind of electric razor that you can use in the shower! A friend has one and he never shuts up about it! Things cost a pretty penny though!




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#5 14 years ago

I use a crazy russian knight...




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#6 14 years ago
AegenemmnoNi want to get an electric, just dont want that cheap crap they usually sell. right now though, the gillette is doing the trick, but they are kinda ruff on your skin sometimes.

don't you just normally use a wet cloth? ;)




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#7 14 years ago

ROFLMAO

Love the post on the red Gillette. Razors are a big business.

I buy the local store brand cheapy razors in a baggie. My barbed wire beard has killed 3 electric razors and it just turns into an electric hair puller.

I now use special shaving cream for tough facial hair and cheapie razors. Actually currently Im letting the beard grow back.




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#8 14 years ago

Hey AzH, maybe that nair stuff would work for AeG. It's supposed to be gentle on the skin. LOL! Just use a regular razor AeG. Those electrics are a waste of time.




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#9 14 years ago

I just use a regular electric shaver and a 2 blade razor. None of that "Super Mach 10,000 Close Action Shave."




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#10 14 years ago
the DarknessHey AzH, maybe that nair stuff would work for AeG. It's supposed to be gentle on the skin. LOL! Just use a regular razor AeG. Those electrics are a waste of time.

I talked a friend into using that stuff because I was too chicken to try it and his neck looked like it Uber acne the irritation was so bad. He even dilluted it 3x more than it said to.

God help someone if that ended up in their shampoo .